Well that escalated quickly RT @lovesexdoctor A female serial killer in ancient Rome was punished for her crimes by being raped by a giraffe

@alexiabangin RT @sincerelytumblr: smoke weed, fuck bitches, eat cereal.

Dear North Carolina, I wish you had an anus so you could be sodomized. With a blowtorch.

RT @sincerelytumblr: I'm tired of this long distance relationship. ...I need to get a fridge for my room.

Hey y'all, @alexiabangin's birthday is in an hour and 56 minutes.

@alexiabangin more like "host stayed up too late playing video games so he needed to take a nap when he got home." bet.

@abstractabs RT @mentionto: #MentionTo your friend who loves pink so much.

I dub today IDGAF Friday.

It irritates me when people don't stand up for the pledge. I mean, you don't have to say it, just be respectful enough to stand.

Forgot to get more Pokéballs and save before I took on that Articuno. Surprisingly that's the only thing wrong with my life.

Children..? RT @alexiabangin: The snack that smiles back.

"I don't really like coffee." Well, ma'am, you probably shouldn't be taking up valuable space in Starbucks.

(p + l)(a + n) = pl + pn + la + ln
haha, I FOILed your plan.

After this week, I'm going into hibernation.

@hisnameischris1 CUZ HEAVEN AIN'T CLOSE IN A PLACE LIKE THIS~

@thederekyoung RT @buddyfacehead: My favorite type of cookies are all of them.

If I could just spend an entire day watching Jeopardy and eating pepperoni Bagel Bites, I would.

@alexiabangin If you really do transfer, go to state. All the engineering professors are awesome

If you're part of the 40 to 50 swimmers who just came in: FUCK. YOU.

The amount of stress I'm currently under <<<<<<<