Twitter and I have a love hate relationship

@thevulgarvag not afraid to admit I followed you based entirely on a marb #27 tweet

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHtvDA0W34I&feature=youtube_gdata_player … I kinda never get tired of this video

@abhorrent_wife you are not alone. That was def a very good hard chuckle

@tylerfofyler I only rt'ed this because its always good to know that someone is not a terrorist

Internet dating is easier if you just stab yourself in the chest until you die and then just never log on

sometimes Google Talk is better than typing because you don't need to know how to spell

that was an Epic pocket dial

@thevulgarvag the lone ranger and tonto fistfight in heaven!

@thevulgarvag I would expect nothing less

@thevulgarvag only if I can take pictures while you do so

@thevulgarvag Its more than clear you have to guts for such a task, but you'll have to prove you can aim a large rifle decently well first

@thevulgarvag I usually start with: "she's the type of girl to spell colour with a 'u' "

@thevulgarvag somedays I could swear we have met before, but I think I would rather be killed by mack truck than accept that reality

@thevulgarvag gently so as not to get your juices on my hands? I thought we were working towords the exact opposite ?

@thevulgarvag the pauses between your tweets seem like heartbreaking millenna, I long for you every moment

@thevulgarvag we can only use them them for better things if you swear they won't be the only thing pressed tightly together

@thevulgarvag its the aeneid in latin, are you sure you're ready for that type of commitment?

@thevulgarvag nothing could make for a more perfect Friday evening

@thevulgarvag I like you enuff to think on this rply and realize that if I really told you how much I liked you it could be used as evidence