@dcamoron Heaven? I hear she's already shut down three furnaces and reduced fuel stocks ...

@bbcpropaganda @harrietharman Ought to know, Hattie's been scrounging from the state for years ...

@calyxxx @dailymirror True. EDF profits are state controlled in France as are prices, need to make big profits elsewhere ...

@notoukcoalition @guardian Meanwhile petitioners are calling IDS a stunt - or something similar ...

@bolshybumblebee I have a severe intolerance of all politicians. Does that count?

@smokejack Preferably before it destroys yet another human being.

@janeypica I'd settle for a bloody good night in ;-)

Heat on, heavy rain, temp dropped 10° in past hour :-)

@taxbod Thanfully. Too busy counting his ill gotten EU Commissioner gains ...

@johncharlesdyer Hiding more bad news?

Queen to attend Maggies funeral, Freddie Mercury offers apologies for absence ...

@flaganatas Blessed are the law-makers for they shall prosper ...

@321bin "Put your knees together dear, there's an echo in here ..."

@baildnide @sonsofsarcasm @janeypica @raceyemu And a smug looking self-photo ...

@baildnide @sonsofsarcasm @janeypica @raceyemu Plus an icon of St Jude - patron saint of lost causes ...

@calyxxx @george_osborne He'll be rearranging the deckchairs shortly while the band plays 'Abide With Me'.

@calyxxx @huffpostukpol As should also cheating MPs ...

@janeypica Keep looking Jane, took me many long years but found mine in the end :-)

@janeypica !!!!!!

@rorybremner Ask Blowers to say 'Constable' ...