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RT @mattmight *Not* what you want to see on the fetal monitor when your wife begins to push. Thanks, Microsoft. http://t.co/6D64giv #fb
@gruber He's doing it the hard way. I fixed my laces by just reversing how I do the FIRST part of the knot, not the last part.
@marykvalle @chemobrainfog @xeni My wife's mastectomy was over $102K. Each chemo is $3K or so. Without insurance, we'd be bankrupt.
@barackobama No! We should reduce oil DEPENDENCE as radically fast as possible.
@radiojlh @rubenbolling Concur. Awesome.
@joelhousman @darth @fivethirtyeight 100% on Nov 6.
@ejacqui My kids (6 and 10) are very addicted to these and Nintendo DS. Have to keep taking them away and letting them see the real world.
@xeni @aileengraef During my wife's bout with cancer this year, our dog has become very protective, staying with her all day while she rests
RT @sethmacfarlane It'd blow everyone's mind if one day Charlie Sheen just pulled off a mask & it was Andy Kaufman. #fb
Yeah and what does your contractor pencil look like? http://instagram.com/p/Y5xqXXmzge/
@glennf Less work, too. My dentist spends approx 3 minutes looking at my teeth and chatting after the tech has finished cleaning.
@rubenbolling And it's a really good one!
@lordtaco RT @marydgaughan @jaesalinas @darth Seriously. About to change the clocks in my house to TST = TACO STANDARD TIME cc: @seamless
@lexfri Fuck cancer.
Duh! RT @nyratk1: RT if you think I should make t a c o s today
Eliminate the bi-annual time change caused by Daylight Savings Time http://wh.gov/fh4k
I don't think the Mayans had timezones.
@darth @nycsouthpaw I knew a guy that used to do this. Guess where they took a dump?
@darth @daringfireball Beautiful car.
Rabid Retweeter, sax player, Mac enthusiast, Dad