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I just thought to myself: "I'll add this dirty laundry to the queue waiting to be parsed and sorted by color."
Then: "Wow, am I nerd."
Then: "Wow, am I nerd."
This amazing device gives me the collective knowledge of the entire world at my fingertips and I use it to play Tetris while I poop.
When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child: but when I became a man, it turns out naps aren't so bad after all.
Random encounter of the night:
"Hey, do you speak English?"
"Yeah."
"Spell 'ridiculous' for me."
I love New York.
"Hey, do you speak English?"
"Yeah."
"Spell 'ridiculous' for me."
I love New York.
Benefit of a bachelor pad # 28: We only own one set of plates, so even when every dish and pan we own is in the sink it's not overflowing.
I love new members of the iPhone club. They're so cute. They're still so amazed that they have a phone that doesn't abuse them.
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OH: "I wonder if anyone in the history of the internet has used an online dating site for the deliberate purpose of making friends..."
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Spend a weekend in Costa Rica drinking the water, throwing caution to the wind. Come back to the States, and a Chipotle burrito does me in.
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Wasn't Daylight Savings supposed to hook me up with a free "sleep in" one of these days? Can I cash it in right now?
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The crazy on the 6 train just lost a twenty minute argument with himself courtesy of the first corrolary to Godwin's Law.
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