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I HOPE ALL THE SNOW MELTS IMMEDIATELY SO THAT EVERYONE HAS SCHOOL TOMORROW AND I HOPE YOU ALL GET POP QUIZZES BECAUSE LEARNING IS GREAT.
FUCK THE HATERS! HATERS GOT NOTHING BUT VERY LEGITIMATE CRITICISMS OF YOUR WORK THAT CONFIRM YOUR WORST FEARS OF YOURSELF. FUCK EM!
"Booty had me like..." ...no! Please continue, 13 year-old white kid on the internet! What did the booty have you like?
HEY NEW POPE, STOP BEING COOL. YOU'RE MAKING IT REALLY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO BE A CONDESCENDING DICK TO MY CATHOLIC FRIENDS.
I wish ya'll knew how perfect ya'll are and that ya'll should never change and ya'll should drink virgin blood and join the ya'lluminati.
Pretty cool that Pope Francis rescued that cat from that fire and then found the cure for lupus and then dunked from the free throw line.
The best part about twitter is that it is completely satisfying on a deep emotional level and in no way makes me feel empty inside.
I've been April Foolin' all my friends today....APRIL FOOL'S my friends died in that fire...APRIL FOOL's they died in that other fire!
I got one word to say to all the haters: pleaselovemeiamsosorrybutiwilldieifyouhatemepleasegodiamsoalone
I hate puns about toilet paper. They're tearable.
I'm gonna be a father! Not sure when exactly but my adult son just stepped out of a time machine and spat in my face!
Life isn't about having the biggest house or the fanciest car - it's about having the biggest, fanciest hat!
I make this easy look shit. I wrote a poetry book that you can buy: http://t.co/u516Gwf13s And I have a D you can suuuuuuuuuuuuuck.