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OMGG YASSS STOLEN NAKED PICTURES OF YOUNG WOMEN YASSSS BLATANT VIOLATION OF A FELLOW HUMAN BEING'S PRIVACY SO HOTTT OMFGGG MMMMM!
Cee Lo Green said it's not rape if you don't remember it. I wonder if he remembers when, remembers when he lost his mind?
FUCK THE HATERS! HATERS GOT NOTHING BUT VERY LEGITIMATE CRITICISMS OF YOUR WORK THAT CONFIRM YOUR WORST FEARS OF YOURSELF. FUCK EM!
I HOPE ALL THE SNOW MELTS IMMEDIATELY SO THAT EVERYONE HAS SCHOOL TOMORROW AND I HOPE YOU ALL GET POP QUIZZES BECAUSE LEARNING IS GREAT.
Well that really fucking sucks.
Christ has risen. Christ has risen indeed. Christ is still rising. Christ STOLE fizzy lifting drinks! You LOSE. Good DAY, Christ.
"Taylor Swift stays out too late!" - some people, apparently
Just found out that not only is Iggy Azalea fancy, but apparently I already knew it!
"Booty had me like..." ...no! Please continue, 13 year-old white kid on the internet! What did the booty have you like?
Let's all take a second today to just sit and think about how lucky we are to not be named Hunter.
I like Lana Del Ray because she sings sad songs but also looks like she could sell you a quality jar of beeswax.
HEY NEW POPE, STOP BEING COOL. YOU'RE MAKING IT REALLY DIFFICULT FOR ME TO BE A CONDESCENDING DICK TO MY CATHOLIC FRIENDS.
JUST HIT A MILLION FOLLOWERS! I AM SO HAPPY! KIDS! PURSUE LARGE TWITTER FOLLOWINGS AT ALL COSTS! THIS IS SO SATISFYING SPIRITUALLY!!!!!!
FUCK THE NSA FOR READING MY EMAILS!!! *beats off to stolen naked pictures* *sleeps like a baby*
FUN FACT: A person who thinks that the average person only uses 10 percent of his or her brain is only using 10 percent of his or her brain.
Been in the library for hours trying to figure out the subtext to Katy Perry's "it's time to bring out the big balloons" line. No progress.
I make this easy look shit. I wrote a poetry book that you can buy: http://t.co/u516Gwf13s And I have a D you can suuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
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