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My new special, Make Happy, is now on Netflix. I hope you like it.
HOLY SHIT YES I FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG ALL THE TIME!
Thank you to everyone who has watched Make Happy on Netflix. I am a very lucky person. And "I" "love" "you."
My new special, Make Happy, comes out on Netflix tomorrow. It is for you. I hope you like it.
Whoa, Miley, you smoke weed? Like actual WEED? Holy shit. Like dank bud? Like pot? Damn that's fuckin badass. Weed. Damn.
I did not die, just haven't been tweeting a lot. Found this strange thing called "life" and have been trying to "live" it. Not recommended.
Cee Lo Green said it's not rape if you don't remember it. I wonder if he remembers when, remembers when he lost his mind?
And I haven’t set foot in a Best Buy since and he’s in jail and I can finally sleep at night. (4 of 4).
The law of gravity wants you to go down on me. https://twitter.com/govmikehuckabee/status/614454579044950016 …
Be brave. Be yourself. Never change. Never learn. Never take any criticism. Die alone. Go to heaven. Don't let God tell you shit.
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