Spent my day getting my mind blown by @mjpt777 . Learned so much about lock-free algos, Java, x86  http://bit.ly/15tq34w 

ok nm, Daft Punk single is growing on me fast. Also I want one of the black sequin blazers from the video.

@supercoolfunguy @avocadobravado @maggieronan omg 2 cute 2 b 4gotten

Nooooooooooooooo  http://cl.ly/image/3L2C180E372w …

DTF: Down to Flunk

Internet Bacon Fatigue is real and it's coming for you

@lolitchfield @mayka tools of the oppressors!!!

@mayka @lolitchfield heels are torture devices meant to put your feet into stress positions

Wow I sure do feel like an asshole drinking this Go-Go flavor Vitamin Water Zero

When I can go find funnier or smarter people and click Retweet and bam you get some smart dude instead or hey zing Joe Biden jokes

"Linear-ish"

OCD trolling... set 16:9 TVs to stretch 4:3 content to fill

33 minutes for an N. Really makes me want to take public transport again ever

Hello new followers, I look forward to ceaselessly disappointing you.

Dearest #railsconf , I hope you are ready for my talk today on the most alluring topic imaginable: CONFIGURATION

I want to get a poster of this

 https://raw.github.com/wiki/Netflix/Hystrix/images/hystrix-flow-chart-original.png …

My mom did the booty clap

Apparently tweets are supposed to be interesting to the listener

@avocadobravado @supercoolfunguy @schazzwozzer does that mean 4/2/14 will be your assblastin' anniversary

@evanpon will your annual April tweet return this year???