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  • bokmann
      Bokmann @bokmann

    Gift @bokmann Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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      Bokmann @bokmann

    The Govt was hacked and lost a database of 5.6 million employee fingerprints. Would you really trust them with an iPhone skeleton key?

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      Bokmann @bokmann

    I wish more "senior" & "tech lead" devs I've worked with were humble enough to meditate on this: pic.twitter.com/sGLuWkhTPH #strangeloop

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      Bokmann @bokmann

    "Please wait while the soda fountain reboots." What have we done.

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      Bokmann @bokmann

    For any group of engineers there is a problem that will cause endless discussion, even fighting, yet is totally irrelevant to group purpose.

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      Bokmann @bokmann

    .@CoralineAda would love to live in a world where her CoC isn't needed. Her detractors confuse their privilege w/a world already like that

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      Bokmann @bokmann

    In other news, I made the world a better place by teaching High School Students not to use GoDaddy today.

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    @SciencePorn I agree this is good news, I just question when you started keeping score.

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      Bokmann @bokmann

    It's been one year. What have you done that would make @jimweirich say 'Oh! Neat!'?

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      Bokmann @bokmann

    The content of 'The Mythical Man-Month' is relevant 40+ years after it was written. Every software engineer should read it.

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      Bokmann @bokmann

    The combination of twitter + emoji makes me think the Egyptians were way ahead of their time.

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      Bokmann @bokmann

    Daniel just asked 'why?' so many times the only answer was 'because that's the way the quantum waveform function collapsed in this reality.'

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      Bokmann @bokmann

    Y'all watched a debate tonight and got dumber, I learned how the Babylonians invented quadratic equations to calculate land areas.

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Dir. of Engineering Education and Development at LivingSocial, Computer Math TA in Loudoun Co. Suddenly self-aware as to how much of a curmudgeon I've become.

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