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50 First Dates has one of the best endings of any movie.
Totes going to get another tattoo this weekend.
It's kind of weird now that I'm becoming good friends with Hermes. Who woulda thunk it.
Man. This is like my 6th time seeing this rug weaving pervert in two days. 😕
I was this close to retweeting that until I saw a grammatical error.
Please venture off into the Bermuda Triangle if you ever finish a statement with "just saying."
You are now listening to Araabmuzik.
Looks don't matter at all. Uhm you're lying bedside yeah they do.
Just got a voicemail with some guy yelling "well fuck you...if you know who's number this is...Josh!"
What do I do?
The maroon. The gold. The city. The biology. The Oké Owingeh.