@gorrdano a wise lady once told me that suicide doesn't take the pain away, it just moves it to people who love you

it's Friday the 13th. No splitting up the group to investigate that noise today

@coloradorebecca

Skeptic: you're a neurosurgeon what do you know about government finance?

Carson: it's not brain surgery

He was great!

Twitter is a social network? How is talking to yourself all fucking day social? Fuck it... I'm going back to bed

I think i say Fuck too much... i should cut the shit... o maybe that too.. ah fuck it

I live vicariously through all of you. Have more fun for me

@jazzzzzmina ialwaysthoughtblowjobsubliminalmessagescouldtellyouexactlyblowjobwhatapersonmightbethinkingbutwhoblowjobknows?

Could be wrong

I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know! But the liquor store guy... he knew.

So awesome to hang on to someone special during Thunderstorms... wonder if shes thinking about me too

Three words : cake batter cookies

RIP Mike Wallace such a great voice now silenced forever

Hamden Ct doesn't want this terrorist piece of shit. Plant the double bag somewhere else. Creamate his ass and mail him back to mommy.

Spaulding get your foot off the boat!

Bestie: I got a new bf
Me: cool - see u Saturday?
B: can't gonna be with bf
Me:.... Sunday?
B: bf
Me:...
Her:...
Me:...
Her:...
Me: bye

"Say backpack, muthafucka! Say backpack one more goddamn time! I dare ya muthafucka!" -Samuel L. Jackson as Dora the Explorer @fordlover2009

@muffet123 just like the Whitewater documents found on a coffee table after 4 years of searching

I smell James Carville in this one too

MNF good friends and a couple beers. This is what its all about!

I was just thinking... I WILL choose a path that's clear, I will choose freewill

Thanks @fordlover2009 for keeping me fat with these damn cookies

Some will sell their dreams for small desires and lose the race to rats