RT if you also have a boner.

My boner brings all the girls to the yard, and they're like... Well they're usually pretty upset.

RT if you're currently trying to hide a boner.

Once again, my boner is stuck in a Gatorade bottle.

My boner is the main reason I don't volunteer to be a mall Santa.

RT this if you consider your boner one of your best friends.

Even if my boner was the only weapon I was given, I bet I could win The Hunger Games.

RT if your boner is currently tucked in your waistband.

Woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy. Assuming P Diddy also has a boner.

Sometimes I wear three pairs of tight underwear because it makes my boner more tense than any episode of Breaking Bad.

I put my boner in a tip jar. No one found it funny but me.

My boner can be such a drama queen sometimes

My boner is full of Christmas spirit right now.

Keep calm and boner on.

My boner is somewhat responsible for the technical difficulties at the Superbowl.

If Jesus came back to life once and it was such big deal, why doesn't my boner get any credit for coming back to life 3 or more times a day.

RT if you have a boner right now. Be honest.

Thanks to my boner, I can carry about three extra grocery bags in one trip.

I got 99 problems but a boner ain't one.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a boner.