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I have been starring a lot as a way to show appreciation. It's a much more comfortable form of communication than, like, you know, talking.
I hope one of these days I can EARN a genuine #FF mention. My funny is lounging in his underwear watching King of the Hill. He stinks, too.
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I can relate to the fairy tale "The Princess and the Pea". I always have a hard time sleeping when there's something hard in my bed.
Insiders report that the Catholic Church will support the health care reform bill if priests can give young boys rectal exams.
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I just got an alert that people have unfollowed me. But for some reason it doesn't tell me their address and where their kids go to school.
Starbucks now offers a "However-You-Want-It-Frappuccino" so I ordered mine: a Venti "Without Paying For Your Wi-Fi" flavor.
I'm absolutely appalled by the number of morally corrupt women forcing their sexy parts on these poor unsuspecting high-profile married men!
Who are these lazy people taking elevators up only one flight instead of taking stairs? And where do they get those cool chairs on wheels?
When men say "I don't want to give you the wrong idea", the only idea I get is to stab and gut them like a fish.
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