@bonisteel's (Steven Bonisteel) recently faved Tweets...
N.Y. Governor Paterson rumored to have "Buffalo mistress." Being hunted nearly to extinction was bad enough. This is just sick!
Wow! Just lost a grand on the coin toss. If any of the commercials feature scantily clad women, I've bet this Superbowl all wrong.
Watching the Northern Trust Open on NBC. Is it me, or has the PGA Tour lost a whole bunch of sexual tension?
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Tea Party members gathering for a convention in Nashville are so conservative Tennessee hookers are seeking a federal bailout.
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He rolled over and said, "I vote for @arjunbasu for a Shorty Award in #literature." She said, "Who wouldn't? Smoke?" http://bit.ly/shorty
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At our mall, a rectal-cancer group is exhibiting a giant "walk-through" colon. Seems so long since it starred in those Mad Max films.
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With the Winter Olympics in Vancouver, Canada, this month, spectators will, for the first time, be doing more dope than the athletes.
The U.S. military may scrap its "don't ask, don't tell" policy, finally allowing straight soldiers to ask for fashion advice.
"Roxxxy," the world's most sophisticated talking sex robot has a $7,000 price tag. The silent version is $57,900.
@CinderellaJoey @DoanDoDat Canadian bacon is unassuming, until it wins the best-director Oscar, and then everyone's all, "He was Canadian?"
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The Washington National Zoo's giant panda, Tai Shai, is being sent to China after it hacked in to the monkey cage.
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CBS rejected Super Bowl ads from a gay-dating site. Please continue over-compensating by watching those chicks on Budweiser commercials.
Here's the recap, kids.... Self-flagellating Pope: candidate for sainthood; Self-asphyxiating actor: weirdo; God: "LOL!"
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The great thing about Twitter is that the trending topic #thoughtsonthetoilet can be #9 worldwide but #2 in Washington D.C.
What a heart-warming story! After 1,825 days, it looks like Brad's being pulled out of this thing alive!
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