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Can't believe I finally finished writing the Great American Novel and THEN remembered I was Canadian.
RIP Fess Parker. Of course, for Parker, "natural causes" included: musket ball, arrow, runaway horse, mountain lion attack and Buddy Ebsen.
If Americans fight this hard over health care, wait until they hear about Canada's Ministry of Key Grips and Best Boys.
I have Irish blood from my father's side of the family: a reminder that grandpa lost everything after inventing the Heirloom-Plasma Bag.
With these new profile pop-ups on Twitter, I just assumed Evan William's SXSW keynote was to be a demo on how NOT to use Ajax.
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The U.S. is unveiling a rural broadband plan that will finally put the people of Walmart on Chatroulette.
@bortflancrest I'm wary of any publication that converts recognizable weights to "stone," "pennyweight" or "Kirstie Alleys."
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@desirousgoddess @thejohnblog Scientists say the the specific gravity of Nutella is high enough to pretty much kill this joke.
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Just caught the orange pants Phil Mickelson is wearing at the CA Championship today. At least one pro golfer's wife can relax.
Proven school-reform concept: Classes MUST contain 1 jock, 1 prom queen, 1 stoner and 1 nerd who learns his real love is Angry Goth Girl.
Looked over Obama's changes to the "No Child Left Behind" law. Not sure I like the sound of those "Slacker Panels."
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Just when you think humankind is a lost cause, you browse the Urban Dictionary and are uplifted by the discovery that you are right.
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