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I have a new opening if one of you ladies would like to slowly murder my will to live.
You're beautiful, sexy, smart and generous to a fault. Did you have to be funny too? Ever heard of playing fair?
I try to make my own luck. I call it thinking things through.
Bacon pancakes and garlic hash browns for breakfast. Recuperation is ongoing.
The instance that you realize you no longer have a choice, and your fate is inextricably intertwined with hers?.. That's some scary shit.
Relax new followers. When I get to it I'll follow back. If you send nudes it's an automatic follow. Just saying.
An 80s music montage of me trying every menu item at Taco Bell.
I automatically dislike anyone with my name because it feels like a competition and let’s be honest you’re not winning that
Bad decisions 2014!!!!!!
I think Meatloaf was talkin' about giving up Reese's Cups. He won't do that.
I get people out of their comfort zones so they share their disgusting minds with all of you.
Love sounds like a really expensive hobby.