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Divorce is for quitters and I'm no quitter. I'm very committed to making my husband miserable for the rest of his days.
You make me el oh el. Keep that shit up.
Fried chicken is just like regular chicken only it's totally baked.
My favorite is when I finally get some time to catch up on retweets and favstar is down.
*winks while slipping pack of Oreo ice cream sandwiches in Target basket*
*presses finger to your lips*
Shhhh nobody else needs to know.
homemade ouija board its me sliding a piece of ham across a framed picture of jay-z
the cool thing about dinosaurs is that they could've had afros and we'd never know
"Would you say you're willing to take chances?"
*thinks about posting tweet last night without proofreading*
You've no idea
Don't mean to brag but, I'm like the biggest twitter user in this Target right now.
Does anyone know any beer stores that deliver? #911
That moment she says she thinks something at the store is cute ...just know it's all over from there
I’ve learned to take chances in my art, to trust the process and everything else eventually falls into place.