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You got a perdy mouth. Use it for saying something perdy once in a while huh?
I know we're all flawed and that, but *this* flawed? Really?
An invention which charges my phone using my anxiety as a power source please
If the internet has taught me anything it's that I'm a complete spastic and very politically incorrect
I preferred yesterday morning
*makes it worse*
You don't know what you're favouriting
It's a song by the way. One that got it just right. For 3 minutes and 7 seconds in about 1992.
If you call me a liar BEFORE I accuse you, you MIGHT be guilty.
SEXY SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO WATCH THEIR PURSES WHILE THEY DANCE WITH RONALDO
Ask your dates if they're "hip to the jive". Eliminates squares.