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it's amazing how fast you can go from love to hate to love again, when you're sitting on a barstool
Will we ever get tired of being his or her fool?
*sees guy drinking from a #1 Dad mug*
"What the hell?!"
*opens coat revealing #1 Dad shirt*
Both in unison: GRILL OFF
when will science stfu and get back to naming constellations after dragons and shit
donald trump is reddit the person
women want him, men want to be him (he is a furby)
Hot Tub Washing Machine
Remember... you can't get pants'd if you don't wear pants. The more ya know.
If you get confused about which is which when it comes to turning the AC up or down then we can't be friends.
*loses all female friends*
they should make a video game about fighting
hey it's me, the guy who invented facial hair with lots of hard angles
Oh, trust me...chocolate chip cookies for breakfast is definitely a thing.
Enthusiasm enthusiast. Red didn't cook the food, she has nothing to do with it. https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=boobsareimplied&src=typd
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