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I'm not saying I can't be slutty.. I just don't think Denny's is the place, IDGAF if the coupon's expired.
Sorry, Mom.. paying full price.
WHY DO I SPEND HOURS COLLECTING MUSIC LIKE LITTLE FLOWERS I DUNNO
Real life wouldn't bother me if I didn't imagine that it should be better, but I wouldn't go anywhere if I didn't imagine it will be better.
The last time I went camping was when my dad dropped me off in the woods and never came back.
I HAVE DADDY ISSUES TOO
THAT MAKES ALL OF US
Hubz: I like my steak like I like sex. Well done.
Me: Rare. With blood. Sharp knife.
I'm just a Walmart gal living in a Target world.
I always forget how weak I am until I have to stand in line at the liquor store.
Was gonna do some RT's tonight but it seems that the karma fairy is pissed off at me for something. I'm hiding until she stops hurting me.
Most people on Twitter are pre-occupied with sex
...rather than occupied with it.
You have lips tattooed on your neck. I'm gonna need you to pump the brakes on that whole "giving life advice" thing.
I know I want you...
You know I need you..
We know I love you.
If falling asleep on the couch at 7pm after drinking at the beach all day is wrong then I don't want to be zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Don't be sad. The fridge handle will always hold your hand.
What do we want?
TO DRINK ALCOHOL RESPONSIBLY.
When do we want it?
NEXT WEEK. I PROMISE IT'll BE NEXT WEEK.