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Thank the ones
who walked away,
they lead you to
the one that stays.
I look for you every single day, so I can find you all over again.
(fights urge to do ridiculous, "I don't normally do this..." tweets)
Divorce is for quitters and I'm no quitter. I'm very committed to making my husband miserable for the rest of his days.
You make me el oh el. Keep that shit up.
Fried chicken is just like regular chicken only it's totally baked.
My favorite is when I finally get some time to catch up on retweets and favstar is down.
*winks while slipping pack of Oreo ice cream sandwiches in Target basket*
*presses finger to your lips*
Shhhh nobody else needs to know.
homemade ouija board its me sliding a piece of ham across a framed picture of jay-z
the cool thing about dinosaurs is that they could've had afros and we'd never know
"Would you say you're willing to take chances?"
*thinks about posting tweet last night without proofreading*
You've no idea