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For anyone I DMed, Im not saying who to follow. Its a matter of principles. If you did not like the DM, unfollow me. No hard feelings.
You cool to drive bro?
Nah but I want to go home
You're like an uglier version of an idiot.
You guys have really been great today and it feels good knowing that there are still some people here who arent just in this for RTs. Thanks
If you have under 1000 followers, RT this and I'll call off the army of mildly racist dragons I've sent to destroy your village.
Green Lantern named himself with an Internet name generator.
ur fav color_____
Ur fav camping gear____
He was almost yellow sleeping bag
Not to brag, but I can crack my 2nd toe knuckle with my big toe.
Just sent out 237 DMs and boy do I have absolutely no life. Sorry if I dont reply to some of you but my DM box is hectic af rn (right now)
March 28th snowstorm. Typical.
More than two thirds of the stupidity is below the surface. Like icebergs.
I would totally French you.
(I hate you so much.)
No. That tweet is stupid.
I'm runnin' away to join a commune of Juggalos.
When my dog is more obedient than your toddler
*Laughs and laughs
I have cute pet names for my friends spouses like first husband, walking dildo, and ATM.
Why why why why why would I want to hold your baby?
Kids in public
The number of accounts with the word 'butt' in the name that have followed me based on the koala fisting tweet is disturbing.
A list of things I'm not inside of right now:
Enthusiasm enthusiast. https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=boobsareimplied&src=typd
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