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I wish I would go back in time and tell my 13-year-old self, "Don't worry, dude. You will one day own many different mustards."
If you haven't obsessed about sexually destroying a person in your TL for over a year, I applaud your responsible use of Twitter. Fuck you.
These trivial words, written mostly in spontaneous jest...but what about those moments when emotions fuel the words? What to do with those?
You said I was just along for the ride. The only thing I can say to that is, "On to the next rodeo. Enjoy your life shoveling shit, Darlin."
Everything in me says walk away, but goddamn me, if I can't walk away from a good train wreck.
Use a machete, hammer, or welder if needed. Cut, break, or burn it off, but sever the connection. https://twitter.com/alanagreene/status/758878522689458176 …
I want to watch you kiss the sunset,
stealing its light until it returns to you.
My mom has never had an unspoken thought
incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending income inequality after saying that slumlords should be called "dumblords"
I do oft in times flush my waste as soon as possible. I have no desire to look at it. I would rather be reading expensive novels to my wife.
Torture could be defined as sitting poolside in work clothes in 105° heat and not being allowed in the pool.
💖DONNA BRAZILE IN SPECIAL SPECIAL WAY✨💖✨IVE BEEN 💖ING HER SINCE SHE HAD BLK HAIR‼️SHE MAKES ME PROUD. MY MOM TOLD ME WAIT.. THIS'LL HAPPEN🙏🏻
put some clothes on
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