Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
You should sell this to @twitter as their advertising payline https://twitter.com/boobsareimplied/status/726274330779258880 …
'I will literally burn your world to the ground', might've been an overreaction to the grocery clerk who told me they were out of Rice Chex.
I just want someone to regularly moisten my lips with petroleum jelly
Its like some ppl dont realize being rotten isnt a requirement.
shitty guys in 2010: if she has sex a lot shes a hoe
2016: if she uses the dog snapchat filter shes a hoe
2024: if shes alive shes a hoe
WOMAN: He’s stalking me!
COP: You sure?
STALKER: But officer, she’s following me. IN MY MIND.
COP: That’s an interesting take! Tell us more.
Crazy how few movies have a good podrace scene.
there's someone who holds my heart. profession: none, or starlet
Like @boobsareimplied’s tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.Gift them Pro!