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boss: why are you so late?
me: why are you so obsessed with me?
I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you.
I will hug you until it becomes slightly inappropriate.
When you die in Canada...Do you die in real life?
If someone offers you drugs don't say no. Say thank you because drugs are expensive.
A drug test today? What kind of drugs are we testing?
My phone is so big I can no longer fit it in my bra. I guess I'm going to have to start putting it up my vagina.
*ruins your life but in a cute way*
I like that sound you make when you shut the fuck up.
Just thought of the perfect comeback for that guy in 4th grade.
Chip, if you see this, your mom is a whore.
Relationship status: Asking the pizza delivery boy to open my jars for me
"Your essay can be 5 to 10 paragraphs long." 5 paragraphs it is.
*fakes sleep mid conversation*
It's really cool to see you texting while driving with a baby on board sign in your window.
I lightly tapped your butt because I didn't want to hurt you, but I still wanted to touch you inappropriately.
For someone who loves sleep, I sure don't do a lot of it.
"Aren't you a little old to be jumping around in this bouncy castle?" - Me to the 8 year old taking up my jumping space
Pros to being an adult: Cereal for any meal, whenever you want.
Cons: Everything else.
"A shot of Vodka, please"
"Ma'am you're in a McDonalds"
"Oh okay I'll take a McVodka. & Supersize it"
"You need to leave"
"I'm not like other girls" - other girls
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