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Funny how Americans race to buy new stuff less than 24 hours after we've proclaimed to be so thankful for everything we have already.
Me to bartender: listen gal, I am the only homo in this gay bar who cares about Texas Christian University's football game. Here's a fiver.
My prayer for 2011 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
It's not a hangover... It's wine flu.
I'm Melissa Joan Hart and I approve this straight-to-dvd message!
Yes, I walked from Rehoboth to Lewes one night. Delaware is a small state.
Lez be real: Obama is in over his head.
VIA FB: "Text "You spilled your chai latte" to 99099 to donate $1 to the victims of the US East Coast earthquake."
Carcass: The official state animal of Arkansas.
I'll be the first to Bossa nova at 10,000 miles above LA. Decisions are the worst. I'm a beta. Glorior esse qui sum.
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