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In the Madonna vs Kylie Minogue vs Lady Gaga battle, I've got my money on Adam Lambert.
Funny how Americans race to buy new stuff less than 24 hours after we've proclaimed to be so thankful for everything we have already.
Me to bartender: listen gal, I am the only homo in this gay bar who cares about Texas Christian University's football game. Here's a fiver.
It's not a hangover... It's wine flu.
I'm Melissa Joan Hart and I approve this straight-to-dvd message!
Lez be real: Obama is in over his head.
My prayer for 2011 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did last year.
VIA FB: "Text "You spilled your chai latte" to 99099 to donate $1 to the victims of the US East Coast earthquake."
Carcass: The official state animal of Arkansas.
It is nights like this that I wish people didn't view me as an unapproachable princess.
Angela Lansbury deserves more than an honorary Oscar.
She lived in Cabot Cove- murder capital of the world
Propositioning me at the urinal isn't endearing. At least buy me a drink first.
girl Im gayer than lance bass in a falcon video. of course I need to get off the plane before you.
If I were Oprah, I'd make these grape fruit bars one of my favorite things. RELATED: If I were Oprah, this tweet would be in all caps
I'm HIV positive. I'm still a dude.
I'll be the first to Bossa nova at 10,000 miles above LA. Decisions are the worst.