@rare_basement This ted talk on the intelligence of crows is pretty cool!

 http://www.ted.com/talks/joshua_klein_on_the_intelligence_of_crows.html …

What part of non-violent protest do you not understand? IT'S NOT WEAK OR COWARDLY TO BE NON-VIOLENT. #occupyseattle

I have found my life’s work. It’s communicating with cabbage.

Hollow Earth Radio on King 5 News!

 http://www.king5.com/news/local/Tiny-radio-stations-to-give-voice-to-King-County-communities-197895991.html …

My idea of "targeting the source" by vacuuming the cat did not go over well.

@krmarkel Popover idea is great! Could wash it down with some Nestle Quik & afterwards wipe my ass with Social Media Weekly!

Tardy, but I finally moved all my money out of a majorly shit-tastic bank and into a credit union. Thanks #occupy. Better late than never?

How did @subpop get famous equestrian e-book seller to start promoting their records?

RT @horse_ebooks: I Guarantee You Will Buy Low

@jennybradley Handle with care. That show will burn you. So very good and so very short.

Just wait til what’s her name cuts the cheese.

I read half of the 'Getting Things Done' book. #gtd

@jennybradley Wouldn't a cd single of 'Trapped in A Box' be more appropriate?

@jennybradley  http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/archives/2012/11/03/no-doubt-removes-icky-music-vid …

HERE'S MY FIRST STREET FASHION PHOTO BOMB. I weaseled my way onto  http://shotbyrain.com   http://instagr.am/p/RdVef0CUoM/ 

I’ve kinda become obsessed with my new fashion blog…. I’m even thinking about doing my own runway show in December. #serious

Photo comes from a night when a prominent Apple blogger walked up to me & said I looked ‘fucking ridiculous’. This is dedicated to that guy.

Banner for my new fashion blog:  http://www.sequinsinseattle.com   http://instagr.am/p/RRE_NmCUgN/ 

Swear dude at table next to me just said ‘I heard couples who have sex on a first date are happier’. Also pretty sure he’s on a first date.

@dlpasco I already have soldering gun burns, I don’t think I can take a bludgeoning at this point. Maybe a stern talking to instead?

Today I found a smear of Theo’s %85 dark chocolate on my upper right cheek.

My name is Garrett Kelly and I have a problem.

My sister just texted me this with the caption: "I finally see the family resemblance" http://t.co/cX89XLGJ