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You fuckers r weird And unsympathetic I love it
Yes I'll be the alter to your ego, but I aint takin the fall for that one Shithead---You did it, not me
Teach me to fish tomorrow ill eat for life
Show me your taco ill eat tonight
I don't always Tweet, but when I do, I do it in capital and lower case letters
I would like to nominate my cock for best supporting actor
Is it just me or do twins look alike?
If I had meat curtains you would be the wind beneath them
Attention everyone, dunk your Mcdonalds fries in their vanilla milkshake cause that is one fucking awesome taste
I didn't fuckin do it!
But I should have:(
Lying fuckers! We know your Twitter app is right next to your Facebook app
I hope you get mugged by a pack of Clowns
Pull to dispense. Lower.
You get cake or cock for dinner and we're fresh out of cake
Eat a dick! No. Don't try mine. I know your not that hungry
Your as smart as the ink in that #2 pencil
Single people are smart Remember that SINGLE people
Thought I was gonna get laid today. Wife ran off with the dog and the peanutbutter. Fuck. Here kitty kitty
Christmas commercials already? I would like to die now. Please. No really, I just put a hit out on myself...do it
When I'm done you'll have a soggy taco
I have exactly 420 followers
Ok back to work