• Hola!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your favs and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you fav, retweet, or follow someone.
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    I have: a Mr, 3 sons, a FIL, 7BILs, 18 nephews, and 11 great nephews, so I say with GREAT and first hand authority, boys are stupid.

    • 9
    • FAVS
    navanaxgirlweenaaligoopnocturnallymeSarcasmicfiendMichaelCzerpakjd0ughmatted1
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    morefurther
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    When women hear "empty nest" think re-decorate! and guest room! Men think sex on the kitchen table! and any time I want it! True story.

    • 8
    • FAVS
    navanaxgirlweenaAspersioncastVerifiedDrunkmatttuffMomfiaUNCLEMIKETWEETSkellysdf
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    UNCLEMIKETWEETSlouisxnelson
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    I don't like to brag but this whole menopausal, mood swinging, bat shit thing? Nailed it.

    • 7
    • FAVS
    navanaxAspersioncastVerifiedDrunkUNCLEMIKETWEETS24_7jokes________lemmywinkler______louisxnelson
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    Heaven is adding up ur calories for the day & realizing u have 300 left...#iwantcandy

    • 5
    • FAVS
    deandraliebl316LeonhzkeShawandavaov______Aureancel________Fondafywd________
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    cleaning bathroom for me: tub, toilet, sink, & floor scrubbed & bleached, clean towels.
    cleaning bathroom for spawn: toilet flushed. maybe.

    • 5
    • FAVS
    canadian_janeMothpeteskydoglouisxnelsonfizzlestothetop__
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    Day 2 of kitchen renovation. No running water, no electricity, lotta *helpers*. Shoulda hid the beer 2 days ago.

    • 5
    • FAVS
    MothpetenavanaxAnnoyedguy2______PlatinumShower____SortaBad
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    I'm a grandma now......let the payback begin.

    • 4
    • FAVS
    Aspersioncast_correctomundoallyhoohoosEricMarten
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    As I dumped the macaroni-meat surprise into a greased casserole dish, it occured to me, this is it, the death of my celebrity chef dreams.

    • 3
    • FAVS
    VerifiedDrunkUNCLEMIKETWEETSlouisxnelson
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    flipflops
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    2 weeks to lose the rest of this weight. Boy those last 50 lbs are the hardest aren't they?!

    • 3
    • FAVS
    BrentweetsMakesYouGiggletwayne1010
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    Can't decide which makes me look older, the *best grandma!* sweatshirt, or the saggy boobs & neck waddle?

    • 3
    • FAVS
    tylerschmallStexcylouisxnelson
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    The internet says that red wine & chocolate cause hot flashes so I wisely opened the windows BEFORE I chugged the bottle of chocolate wine.

    • 3
    • FAVS
    aligoopBasstardy________louisxnelson
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    The amount of dust on the furniture is directly proportional to the importance of the unexpected guest. Bonus pts for in-laws.

    • 3
    • FAVS
    aligoopgirlweenalouisxnelson
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    The day you realize your kid is an idiot...who am I kidding...like it was ever a question.

    • 3
    • FAVS
    MothpetegirlweenaAspersioncast
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    "Ok everyone, let's go out there and pretend we're all normal today!"
    ~Me to my spawn...everyday.

    • 3
    • FAVS
    johnkoralewski____louisxnelsonAspersioncast
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    Saw a baby t-shirt that said "made with love" and thought if we have to disclose, mine would've all said "made with tequila".

    • 3
    • FAVS
    chopper4jkme_shhh_elle______jd0ugh
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    Just realized all of my addictions are edible.

    • 3
    • FAVS
    MothpeteCheeseboy22me_shhh_elle______
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    Of the few things I excel at, losing my car in the mall parking lot tops the list. Pretty sure I can lose that sucker in my own driveway.

    • 3
    • FAVS
    AspersioncastVerifiedDrunkunflux
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    Playing favorites with the spawn again. Having them dazzle me with bullshit and kiss ass prepares them for a life as working adults.

    • 3
    • FAVS
    AspersioncastUNCLEMIKETWEETSlouisxnelson
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    I'm a self employed,suburban housewife,soccer mom. The most dangerous thing I do is hit the grocery store during the 5pm rush.#inspirational

    • 3
    • FAVS
    AspersioncastUNCLEMIKETWEETSlouisxnelson
  • borgs07
      Dawn B @borgs07

    I won $3 in the lottery!!! #ijustneedamillionmorewins

    • 3
    • FAVS
    UNCLEMIKETWEETSMaui_SpeaksThat_Boot________
@borgs07

@borgs07

Married 32 years. 5 spawn of varying stages. I don't tweet much. I'm old, I'm crabby. Offend me? Challenge accepted.