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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    MISSING: SUPER ADORABLE PUPPY. WILL COME IF YOU PLAY WU-TANG HELLA LOUD. THIS IS NOT A PLOY TO GET THE NEIGHBORHOOD BUMPIN', THE DOG IS REAL

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    I'll take "That's Not A Category" for $200, Alex.
    "That's not a category."
    Yes, that's right.
    "That's not a category."
    I chose that, yes.

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    to the person who made their laser tag name Cool Sex Falcon please return to the front so we can give you a real gun

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Oh, I can't check my disobedient child with the rest of my luggage? You're saying I have to carry-on my wayward son?

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Crime rates are down 100% after President Obama made it illegal to do crimes. "I don't know why we didn't think of this before," he said.

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    [dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Your honor i couldnt have committed that murder. Im a man - I cant commit to anything!! *all-female jury laughs, renders not guilty verdict*

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Cant believe how hard core Nirvana was... tricking a baby with money, and then the baby drowned, and u can see its wiener.. Damn

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    I hate Joel Schumacher's cartoonish Batman. I much prefer Nolan's gritty, realistic take on a rich guy in a bat costume beating up a clown.

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Hi, folks. *catches Bible from offscreen* It's me, Tim Tebow. *throws Bible like football* As you-*linebacker runs Bible back for touchdown*

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    bigfoot saw me naked and laughed at my dick. hes real all right, a real asshole

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    welcome to Being A Ghost. Here are your chains for some reason

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    I wish we could see inside the opposing team's locker room in Air Bud. "IT'S A FUCKING DOG. HE'S LIKE 2 FEET TALL. HOW ARE YOU GUYS LOSING."

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    dinosaurs were super shitty. this t-rex? he sucked [spots real tour guide talking to security + gesturing @ me] tour's over. fuck dinosaurs.

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Hello Mudda / Hello Fadda / I no longer / believe in God-a / Now please don't re- / -coil in horra / but I also went and purchased a fedora

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Joe was really good at making movie trailers. There was just one problem *car honk* he didn't have access to the record scratch sound effect

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Someone stole your tiny Stradivarius? Aw, poor baby, I'm playing the world's smallest violin for you. It's, uh, a different one. Gotta go.

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Your search - Bruno Mars not wearing a stupid hat - did not match any documents. Did you mean: Bruno Mars wearing a stupid hat.

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    I was sent back in time for a purpose. "Mr. MacFarlane," I said, shaking him awake. "Seth. You're gonna miss your flight." #NaNoWriMoOpeners

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