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      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Gift @boring_as_heck Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

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      stefan @boring_as_heck

    [dumps gatorade on coach after losing the big game] we know how much you hate gatorade you piece of shit

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      stefan @boring_as_heck

    RT if you remember when lyrics used to mean something: pic.twitter.com/uIO4PvMhU4

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Next, on TLC's Lunchbox Wanters

    RON: Back off, Jim. That box is mine.

    [CUT TO INTERVIEW]

    RON: No way was I letting Jim get that lunchbox.

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    MISSING: SUPER ADORABLE PUPPY. WILL COME IF YOU PLAY WU-TANG HELLA LOUD. THIS IS NOT A PLOY TO GET THE NEIGHBORHOOD BUMPIN', THE DOG IS REAL

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    to the person who made their laser tag name Cool Sex Falcon please return to the front so we can give you a real gun

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    I'll take "That's Not A Category" for $200, Alex.
    "That's not a category."
    Yes, that's right.
    "That's not a category."
    I chose that, yes.

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      stefan @boring_as_heck

    bigfoot saw me naked and laughed at my dick. hes real all right, a real asshole

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Oh, I can't check my disobedient child with the rest of my luggage? You're saying I have to carry-on my wayward son?

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      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Damn girl, is your dad an astronaut? Because I'd like to meet him. Please let me meet your astronaut dad.

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      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Crime rates are down 100% after President Obama made it illegal to do crimes. "I don't know why we didn't think of this before," he said.

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      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Your honor i couldnt have committed that murder. Im a man - I cant commit to anything!! *all-female jury laughs, renders not guilty verdict*

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      stefan @boring_as_heck

    An immense thank you to whoever just snapchatted me a picture of their ass with a huge castle in the distance. pic.twitter.com/nzVUn9liwm

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      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Hi, folks. *catches Bible from offscreen* It's me, Tim Tebow. *throws Bible like football* As you-*linebacker runs Bible back for touchdown*

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    dinosaurs were super shitty. this t-rex? he sucked [spots real tour guide talking to security + gesturing @ me] tour's over. fuck dinosaurs.

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      stefan @boring_as_heck

    welcome to Being A Ghost. Here are your chains for some reason

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  • boring_as_heck
      stefan @boring_as_heck

    EINSTEIN: I call it "the theory of relativity"

    SCIENTIST 1: Nice one Einstein

    SCIENTIST 2: Yeah good job Einstein

    EINSTEIN: Fuck you guys

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      stefan @boring_as_heck

    Cant believe how hard core Nirvana was... tricking a baby with money, and then the baby drowned, and u can see its wiener.. Damn

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      stefan @boring_as_heck

    I hate Joel Schumacher's cartoonish Batman. I much prefer Nolan's gritty, realistic take on a rich guy in a bat costume beating up a clown.

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