@billclinton @warrenbuffett hey do you guys want to come to a boat party.

The final American Elf!  http://www.americanelf.com/comics/americanelf.php?view=single&ID=43807 …

Why have a contest? Just hire a cartoonist.

Samantha Bee hits it out of the fucking god-damn planet by getting R's to talk about "choice" http://t.co/DVknwwHE

Read my comic Best Friends 4 Ever in its entirety http://t.co/23xn9pO6

Quitting is the new struggling until you make it

It's never too late to start. You're younger now than you'll ever be

No matter how good a comic you'll ever make there are about a milion photos of cats that will be more beloved

Dear #itunes go fuck yourself

FUCK YOU ALL guy turns on his crowd source project  http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/fuck-you-all?website_name=plecogrouptoyworkshop …

Murdering Big Bird will save us $500 billion next year

Ooohh!! Someone uploaded that Sendak HBO doc!! Watch it before it gets taken down! http://t.co/5T0GCYae

Members of the congressional science committee that do not "get" science http://t.co/eKHgCQOJ

Here is my plan: I sell comics only to the top 1% an they trickle down to everyone else. I call it Reagancomics

Read my new 21-page comic "Stick-icky-icky" in its entirety:  http://boxbrown.com/post/39758799599/read-the-21-page-comic-stick-icky-icky-here …

Will Arnet and Amy Poehler breaking up is not your fault and it doesn't make them love you any less.

#NCAA will go to Joe Paterno's house and remove ALL #1 Grandpa mugs and t-shirts

“My dad won’t get us a dog unless we get 1 MILLION likes on Facebook” Your dad is a fucking asshole

My fav FB game is seeing how fast I can block an FB game

Uh oh That 70s Show Dad is about to be real mean to Robocop