@martin1126 @postsecret my mom skips sex scenes in audiobooks in case she gets into a car accident and the rescuers hear it.

@quintywinties Can *I* hold your boobs while you run down stairs in public?

@jordynnicolle congrats on the promotion!

@ahm76 maybe they mean the huge problem is trying to find whale size fishnets. that has to be a specialty item.

@aplusk you should be at @hotelshangrila with the @mobilehackdays crowd

@ahm76 Did you at least give him a friendly wave and smile like in your avatar?

@iralarry @mouthymess Larry has a point; we want to be "outraged" too!

@kendragarden is the crazy part where you only wanted 3 Oreos?

@ifttt won't the wind do that for you? *rimshot*

@ahm76 @kendragarden tauntaun sleeping bag is one childhood dream we can manage  http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/bb2e/ 

“@girrlgenius: Don't act like you're all not already in love with me.” But I... Oh, all right... *blushes*

Trying out @crashplan for backing up offsite… Says its gonna take two months to do a backup… Not sure that's going to work out for me.

@kendragarden the crying adds a serious level of difficulty to a cartwheel. I give it a 9.5

@kendragarden just realized your twitter name doesn't say anything about kendragons... I fail at reading. :/

@kendragarden space dress? are you a wizard?

@sbellelauren you look nice today

@momfia I dunno, I was totally undecided in the election but then I was like "I wonder who that one hit wonder is voting for…?"

@meetingboy We have a VP who likes to call people right around the corner. I'm convinced he thinks his speakerphone is a status symbol.

Odd… I used to read @violetblue for her sexy articles… these days I follow her for tech/hacker news.

Hey, @alisonagosti , I dare you to put a bunch of gum in your mouth!