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There's a suburb in NSW called Pleasure Point and I find this too amusing for my own good. I promise I'm not 12.
Also I've peed like three times since 9pm what is up with that
Today I converted a lad back to well, not-lad and I feel like this is the greatest achievement of my life to date.
My entire extended family are trying to make me drink my hangover away and this is where I get it from
If anyone who follows me is awake please remind me in like 30/40 minutes to drink a litre of water thank you
Wow I still have my Stanley knife and I just pulled it out with my wallet at Maccas omg I'm sorry people
Double decker buses are doing Mt Druitt routes now?
Virgins on Tumblr who do nothing but cry about how they want "dirty/rough sex" uuuggghhh shut up you don't even know how to do the sex
Whoever is in charge of SFX's Facebook is on a streak of fail right now
I'm just going to keep wearing around my 5 year old TGP shirt with holes in it for a week okay bye
NOPE CAN'T HANDLE I SWEAT YOU TOO MUCH STOP
Okay I actually love The Getaway Plan SO MUCH
Alcohol is a disinfectant and therefore it's actually a GOOD idea to still go to this party tonight, right?
Why do we even bother with making people sing on The Voice? Why don't we all just vote for the sob stories?
It must be a thing for people who live "in the sticks" to use the expression "in the sticks".
I'm lost in the moment where the tide embraces me, where I fall into the river and set sail toward the sea.