I tune my drums like I tune my women. fast and with a drum stick. .. wait what?

no andy isnt dead. stay tuned for next weeks online teenie rumours like "is it really bradie in that special k add?"

reasons shaun shouldnt be male. He wears tights. . His ass wobbles wobbles like the earthquake of a thousand coliding suns. . Epic gross

so wrap ur lips around these pies! With tomato sauce girl, sauce on ur pie.

@andyclemmensen unlike you, from what im told, you never come on time. your always early.

i got a Harry potter wand. look out ass holes

haha fav tweet ever RT: @torijademiskell so jelous of every girl that has had sex with @bradiewebb I'm sure they were pleasured in many ways

chris angel risked his life in an elevator shaft to prove haters wrong. so i should throw andy in lava for some respect

Things to do before I die: stop a robbery anonymously, dressed in a spider-man costume. Just to make thousands of nerds cry with joy

@shaundiviney you should post more pictures of your dog and the beach with an instagram filter. I don't see that enough from you

@shaunjumpnow @andyclemmensen shaun.. andy jumps over the line, shits on it, tells it scary stories, then yells at it.

meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

the police pulled us over cause they thought they saw ellen degenourous in our car

of course im singing lead vocals in it derr. shaun will be drumming, and andy will stop looking like a pineapple.

wait I have a good one... "I hope u all get what u want.. but wait a min, I can't be under everyones tree!!! HA!! oh mercie"

the rest of my band almost died in an elevator. I was one step closer to being a singing/dancing/electro pop solo star! .. next time

#HAPPYBIRTHDAYWIGGY @andyclemmensen

we cant stop here, this is bradie country

its k i just msgd her. "hey mum, got a gold album, and also sold out the opera house. oh yeh, i also got a new toothbrush! its awesome!".

fact number 4) The night before my mum got me spider-man 2 the game, I didn't sleep, and stayed up picturing myself playing the game..... ha