"First place Justin Wong" - @ultradavid best commentator

Just a reminder that NGP has always and will always mean NeoGeo Pocket

This simply should not be http://t.co/mrAtn3XX

Phone autocorrects "vendors" to "bandits"

Old Asian man squinting over yellowing tome of Essential X-Men on the train

Fear of a Cat Planet

Spongebob Squarepusher

Brown corduroy jacket AND black corduroy pants? Hats off to you sir. Oh, that's corduroy too.

A present for you ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ づ ︵ [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅0.00)̲̅$̲̅]

(⌐■_■) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ <(You will not survive)

@PIZZA_SHAMAN retweets @dominos invoking dark pizza arts...

Umami Quest

The pirate NES cart era of the app store begins. RT @rdb_aaa: This out-boggles, out-breathtakes, out-shits them all. http://t.co/6iuyme70

I am incredibly faded

Connecticut: enjoy our nothing

@roaringblood You made it. The American Dream.

Sent an old site off to a new independent developer. Her reaction: "the HTML is written weird" My response: "have fun"

saeko

There's a guy who looks like a homeless member of Team Zissou having an intense conversation with the newspaper

Saw a grown ass man sprinting up and down the train platform making train noises