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BREAKING NEWS: Don't go chasing waterfalls. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.
If we win next week we'll be at .500! Go Seahawks!
Dear everybody in the world -
Recalling an email doesn't work. Stop trying.
I can't wait until there is a huge scandal over a gate. We will call it Gategate.
Social media lesson #1: The internet is a contact sport. Endless rounds of input and review only slow you down and hurt the end result.
Seeing the giants win the world series is like watching a friends wedding. Someday, it'll happen at safeco field. Someday.
Remember that time you walked past a qr code in an ad and stopped inquisitively to scan it. Me neither.
Email 101: Reply-all to a company wide DL is indeed embarrassing, but don't try to recall it. It never works. #themoreyouknow
My sources tell me that Albert Pujols is headed to the Miami Heat.
My wife just asked me, "didn't Justin beiber already win." To which I replied, "he already won the Internet, he doesn't need a Grammy."
Good riddence, Juneuary.
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