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"With Internet Explorer 9, websites perform and feel more like the programs you use every day on your PC." So it's still fucking horrible?
Google+ is the Facebook you always wished you had for your Twitter friends.
Apple designer: "I dunno, it looks a little plain."
Steve: "Fuck it, just add some linen."
"Why won't you use a Mac?" "Because I can't run Internet Explorer"
I didn't facepalm, I punched him in the face.
Her - "How do I fix my computer issues?"
Me - *Shut's down her PC*
Me - "Get a Mac."
We could kill Internet Explorer in an instant if Facebook forced IE users to upgrade to a better browser.
March 2, 2011 - Apple releases a 10" point and shoot camera. Your move, Nikon.
Don't Kanye me or I will Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your mother.
It's not snowing on Christmas UGH MY PARENTS HATE ME
Twitter was down and the only thing I wanted to do was tweet about it.
something something joke about Mark Zuckerberg changing the table layout at his wedding once everyone was comfortable
Use the phone you want to use and shut the fuck up. Stop wasting your time arguing about it on the internet.
Wait, Steve, you forgot iWork.
I saw some boobs that I liked so I swiped across her chest and grabbed the star.
Impossibly handsome. Incredibly talented. Stupidly lazy.