"With Internet Explorer 9, websites perform and feel more like the programs you use every day on your PC." So it's still fucking horrible?

Google+ is the Facebook you always wished you had for your Twitter friends.

Dear @twitterrific,

Thanks for using a refresh button.

Apple designer: "I dunno, it looks a little plain."
Steve: "Fuck it, just add some linen."

http://cl.ly/3WIa

"Why won't you use a Mac?" "Because I can't run Internet Explorer"

I didn't facepalm, I punched him in the face.

Her - "How do I fix my computer issues?"

Me - *Shut's down her PC*
Me - "Get a Mac."

We could kill Internet Explorer in an instant if Facebook forced IE users to upgrade to a better browser.

March 2, 2011 - Apple releases a 10" point and shoot camera. Your move, Nikon.

http://cl.ly/41DH

Don't Kanye me or I will Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your mother.

It's not snowing on Christmas UGH MY PARENTS HATE ME

Twitter was down and the only thing I wanted to do was tweet about it.

something something joke about Mark Zuckerberg changing the table layout at his wedding once everyone was comfortable

@brdrck "Badass visual designer. I fuck your mom on the side."

Use the phone you want to use and shut the fuck up. Stop wasting your time arguing about it on the internet.

http://cl.ly/6NcV Oh my god yes.

Wait, Steve, you forgot iWork.

Steve?

I saw some boobs that I liked so I swiped across her chest and grabbed the star.

Thanks, Tweetie.

http://t.co/9IvcYZDv I want this so badly