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"Why won't you use a Mac?" "Because I can't run Internet Explorer"
I didn't facepalm, I punched him in the face.
Her - "How do I fix my computer issues?"
Me - *Shut's down her PC*
Me - "Get a Mac."
Apple designer: "I dunno, it looks a little plain."
Steve: "Fuck it, just add some linen."
Don't Kanye me or I will Chris Brown you and Tiger Woods your mother.
Couldn't figure out why these girls were giggling as they walked by and then I realized I was singing Taylor Swift over my headphones.
Oh look, PayPal has a new login screen.
Oh wait, the part of PayPal that actually serves a purpose is still ugly.
For every fav this tweet gets god will save a kitten and smite a Justin Bieber fan.
March 2, 2011 - Apple releases a 10" point and shoot camera. Your move, Nikon.
OH: "It looks like cum and piss..
On top of a zebra, that's bleeding."
I saw some boobs that I liked so I swiped across her chest and grabbed the star.
I'm out of popsicles. This is no way for a grown man to live.