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next time you drive through indiana, you better ask wisconsin first, cause apparently they own them.
i put the zap pack from little ceasars next to the spices my father in law brought from spain because i know quality.
based on the reaction of my dog, the doorbell in the honey bunches of oats commercial is realistic and the doorbell on house hunters is not.
the new charlie's angels will spawn groups of 3 girls posing like that at parties from here to eternity. can't something be done? #senseless
dude in a leather jacket and a white t shirt tried to get me into some shady investments, i think it was a fonzi scheme.
I'm going to open up a señor citizens center, just a place where Spanish speaking dudes hang out.
sometimes things are so bleak, then a random person who doesn't follow me favorites one of my tweets and everything is good again.
and if you try and tell me dr. johnny fever lived anywhere other than covington, i will simply refuse to believe it. #wkrp
. @jerrytipton the fact that you are still employed is a bigger mystery to me than how stars are formed.
saw the greatest band in the world last night @radiohead with two of the greatest people @bigjonrudd @sortarican
So Dave Grohl is drumming for black sabbath? Well, that's it. If there was any doubt who the coolest American was, let it be put to rest.
yup facebook, i do know that person, but i'm all outta room for people who are holding up dead animals in their profile picture.
the worst thing you could tell me is that i was responsible for one of those plastic six pack rings around the neck of a bird.
when chris paul gets ticked off someone should totally say, "CP3P'OD." am i right or am i right?
"man in the mirror" just came on in the waiting room at the doctor's office. i held a lighter in the air and no one joined. #norespect
moody, controlled, sly and involved
