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Doesn't matter how hard you think you are at some point in our lives every girl has been the crying drunk girl in the bathroom
#FF @absinthe_fairie cuz she's naughty and probably needs a spanking.. She's also pretty fuckin' hilarious.
Charlie Sheen will never die. At the end of the world it'll be him, Keith Richards, Nikki Sixx and some cockroaches.
And also... Really shoulda ate something today... Gettin drunk real fast, on the plus side will make for a cheap night
If my life was a movie right now would be "the studying montage" Van Wilder style... too bad cramming last minute doesn't work in real life
So bar was entertaining, minus stupid ppl that interfere when brandi's getting her groove on
My mom is like a superhero. She has the power to make the good moods bad and the bad moods worse
well leave it to my mother to ruin the peppy mood... shoulda learned a looong time ago not to talk to her when i'm happy
@mylesweberjoker I would watch that movie... But on mute cuz really who wants to hear him talk?
@latrimble29 Mothers of teenagers know exactly why animals eat their offspring..
Oh jeez... Looks like my tame night out with the girls just got a lot more interesting
Bbsittin my 2yo nephew, out walking, i've got black hair, his is white-blonde... Oh ya nobody's thinking kidnapping
#FF @rip_tj @generalgrevious @darksideintern @queendarkside @h0tmessbarbie Cuz they let their nerd show and it's often hilarious
#FF @artismyporn @mrfornicator @yuckybot @mylesmorrisonsk @mylesweberjoker Cuz they're funny fuckers who make sure my timeline isn't boring
When your world seems turned around it's probably best to hang the fuck on cuz usually that's the beginning of whole new ride
I'm a mother, a rocker, a bitch and weirdo. Lover of music, player of xbox, and girlfriend of @Rip_Tj :)
