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So bondage tape and toilet paper make a pretty good bandaid... Just sayin...
Doesn't matter how hard you think you are at some point in our lives every girl has been the crying drunk girl in the bathroom
I don't need fancy toys or a boyfriend, what I really need are some minions.
Charlie Sheen will never die. At the end of the world it'll be him, Keith Richards, Nikki Sixx and some cockroaches.
I like my men like I like my coffee... Hot, rich, and on the table. ;)
And also... Really shoulda ate something today... Gettin drunk real fast, on the plus side will make for a cheap night
If my life was a movie right now would be "the studying montage" Van Wilder style... too bad cramming last minute doesn't work in real life
Watching paranormal state cuz i'm not allowed to watch it at night
So bar was entertaining, minus stupid ppl that interfere when brandi's getting her groove on
My mom is like a superhero. She has the power to make the good moods bad and the bad moods worse
well leave it to my mother to ruin the peppy mood... shoulda learned a looong time ago not to talk to her when i'm happy
Taste so good I make grown men cry ;)
Oh jeez... Looks like my tame night out with the girls just got a lot more interesting
Bbsittin my 2yo nephew, out walking, i've got black hair, his is white-blonde... Oh ya nobody's thinking kidnapping
When your world seems turned around it's probably best to hang the fuck on cuz usually that's the beginning of whole new ride
I'm a mother, a rocker, a bitch and weirdo. Lover of music, player of xbox, and girlfriend of @Rip_Tj :)