If drugs weren't fun, nobody would do them

Cigarettes have some good qualities:

- 0 calories.
- Help relieve constipation.
- Provide bicep workout.
- Let you pretend to be a dragon.

Have you ever felt your heart swell with love for someone so much it's going to burst out of your chest and kill you?

That.

There is no greater confirmation that you had a good night than when you read your texts the next morning and 4 say "Are you alive?"

sometimes...you just dont have enough middle fingers. you know? - #Pisces Thought

#Pisces tend to question most things rather than just accepting them at face value.

#Pisces have this untold magic power. . .and that's always getting what they want and making it come to them.

Don't worry! I'm calm now... Because drugs.

If you don't have a crazy facebook friend, you are the crazy facebook friend

Talented yet erratic, a #Pisces born on March 13 has a reputation for being high-strung.

#Pisces play everything out in the heads. {Everything} && sometimes get disappoint when it doesn't happen as they visioned.

Anyone that owns their own pool cue has had a DUI.

if you in a relationship , Da Hell you need texting buddies for ?

No, I'm not trying to be difficult. It's one thing I can do with no effort whatsoever.

Every time someone knocks on the door I say a quick prayer that it's Gandalf asking me to go on an adventure.

Sure, tucking your t shirt into your jeans is great if you want the world to know you like child pornography.

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To guys on bottom from a girl on top: when she slows down and her eyes roll back... it's not over. That's when you grab her hips and drive.

Be the real you. The person you are when no one else is around. Be asleep.

No one deserves to be someone else's dirty little secret, if u truly care about someone, u share it with everyone