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If drugs weren't fun, nobody would do them
Cigarettes have some good qualities:
- 0 calories.
- Help relieve constipation.
- Provide bicep workout.
- Let you pretend to be a dragon.
Have you ever felt your heart swell with love for someone so much it's going to burst out of your chest and kill you?
There is no greater confirmation that you had a good night than when you read your texts the next morning and 4 say "Are you alive?"
Don't worry! I'm calm now... Because drugs.
If you don't have a crazy facebook friend, you are the crazy facebook friend
Anyone that owns their own pool cue has had a DUI.
if you in a relationship , Da Hell you need texting buddies for ?
No, I'm not trying to be difficult. It's one thing I can do with no effort whatsoever.
Every time someone knocks on the door I say a quick prayer that it's Gandalf asking me to go on an adventure.
Sure, tucking your t shirt into your jeans is great if you want the world to know you like child pornography.
To guys on bottom from a girl on top: when she slows down and her eyes roll back... it's not over. That's when you grab her hips and drive.
Be the real you. The person you are when no one else is around. Be asleep.
No one deserves to be someone else's dirty little secret, if u truly care about someone, u share it with everyone
I'm a mother, a rocker, a bitch and weirdo. Lover of music, player of xbox, and girlfriend of @Rip_Tj :)