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I don't think it's a coincidence that FMLA starts with FML.
Ugh. Whoever put a workday after a drinking holiday is a real dick.
The best way to handle a #PussyRiot is Pussy Control.
So Brandie, why were you late for work today? Well, I was pretty busy watching two ducks walk around on my lawn. #dawdler
You keep fucking up my life.
I am a really lucky girl.
I must be crotchety bc I'm irritated by ppl saying "Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate" today. My holiday was over weeks ago aholes
Call Me Al > Call Me Maybe
To the people loudly talking about their anal sex experiences next to me at the bar: I salute you.
OH: Harry Potter is so far fetched. I mean, how could a ginger kid have 2 friends?
I forgot what it was like to have someone take care of me.
A mistyped number by a stranger in a desert gives you a beautiful photo and it's comforting.