@j_tsar This is going to become ironic.

@kevingchristy I counter with this: http://t.co/Vg0JD7D7

@berkun "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." - Aristotle

I'm so tired of being tired.

@berkun 29% of statistics are made up, down from 30% last year.

Is anyone keeping track of the mistakes I make in life? If not, THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

I'm giving up Lent.

If your name is Mike Mulugeta or Sunil Tripathi and you're NOT guilty, you'll find your social media experience rather unpleasant tomorrow.

53 days, 13 hours until Christmas. Just sayin'.

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

100%* of my heart is yours. *minus administration costs #nonprofitvalentines

Cheer up, you're not as old as you're gonna be.

@johnmoe I'm prepare to support this movement so long as it doesn't involve actual movement. #occupymyownstreet

85 celebrity-signed Lindt Gold Bunny figures are up for auction on @ebaygiving to benefit @autismspeaks. Bid at http://is.gd/lindtgoldbunny

Home is where the house is. #AD2013

Hanging out with @smartthings in San Francisco! pic.twitter.com/v87W40mxRc

@arresteddev Shouldn't that be BANGERS and mash? I think you've made a huge mistake.

@huffingtonpost Quality journalism.

Even I don't have time for this, and I have all kinds of time.

I'm not happy with my current money-to-sense ratio.