Tweet number 4,000 goes out to @robdelaney for making me laugh every single day.

@robdelaney I didn't even read any @humorformens tweets but I followed them just because you said so. #willyoumarryme

When I see people's lyric tweets I sing the song in my head. @idothat2

I think I have a problem. I get so excited to take a nap, that I ALMOST can't even get to sleep.

I don't understand people who don't find @robdelaney completely hilarious. You can go back to planet llama spit, from whence you came.

@robdelaney I have footie pajamas. Can we have a party please?

Everyone go vote for my boyfriend, @robdelaney right now!! RT @thecomedyawards: http://t.co/bJlf7eW8”

@robdelaney I believe you, dear.

@robdelaney favorited my last tweet, because I favorite his face. #mademyday

“@whattheffacts: Odd sleep timings or lack of sleep causes early death.” oh fuck.

“@evil_dumbledore: I bet a lot of girls would name their vagina "Horcrux" just so Ron Weasley could destroy it” I would do this with pride.

Minerva McGonagall is one bad bitch.

Really guy wearing shorts, there's snow on the ground. You are an idiot.

Watching Clarissa Explains It All makes me want to have a friend name Sam, who climbs into my window just to chat. #90sareallthat

@farbulus @teemaque @wtreeby hey, if there's a tornado in your town, please don't let it blow you all away. K thanks. :)

#ilovewhen @rhona90 and I have conversations about stupid boys.

But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

The you in my dreams is not the you in reality. #confused