I'm trying to sleep and @jackie_donner won't stop singing "total eclipse of the heart" SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

the most important gif on the internet http://t.co/IVgtaDZL

@nikkigraziano http://t.co/FjEhVxXU

"Where is Lès?" @elwillo mistakenly thinking LES was "a super cool French bar in Brooklyn or something."

Lena Dunham topless ping pong.

@andrea_h1ckey WAT

@andrea_h1ckey Angelica is crazy.  http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ubaqq/what_fan_theories_have_blown_your_mind_with_their/ …

like/retweet if the rugrats vacation movie was great.

@andrea_h1ckey a great mystical.

NOPE. http://t.co/o8x7uPdI

"I played this really fun drinking game...I can't play it right now because I'm sore but it is SO SEXY! "

#brklynbootay http://t.co/AGhWHSem

use your alarm labels as reminders! http://t.co/XzfEGd0K

"butthole" autocorrects to "buttonhole". understandable, i guess.

veterans, this shake shack is for you.

Me? nothing i'm not bad...already loving the project in more gratuitous nudity. Lookin' at meatpacking? — http://t.co/kQTnjY9T

come on baby, don't be like that. http://t.co/QOkd1cZD

@andrea_h1ckey and i was like, "slabs of what?"

MAD MEN THIS SUNDAY HEYYY OHHH!!! http://t.co/dg7pduls

Was told on the train today that God "blessed me that iPhone." #praisejesus #givethanks 👏👏👏👏