If I ever quit startups, I'm going to have like zero gym t-shirts.

Congrats to @drewber for posting the only Vine I have ever liked. Now, may I never be tempted to click on a Vine link again.

I'm going to assume the nudity ban will be as strongly enforced as the heroin and crack ban. #SF

Everyone at @zaarly contributes to customer support inquiries. My slot is Tuesday afternoons. I genuinely look forward to it every week.

Isn’t everything to-go if you’re willing to steal the cup?

At what monetary contribution is one considered a @sidecarsf investor? My cc bill says I might become one soon...

Straight 'trepping every day, every night. Yo Google, check my pivot out. Yet another gem from @drewber.  http://www.thebolditalic.com/drewhoolhorst/stories/2533-how-to-be-an-entrepreneur …

If you don't pay taxes in SF, I'm ready for you to go home.

Men: worse than wearing a backpack w/ a nice outfit is wearing sandals. You are not on vacation, you are not at a tropical beach.

The big iPhone 5 questions for me is: Do my chances of getting mugged decrease if I stay with my iPhone 4?

This is what a @foursquare check in looks like in a town of 280 people. http://t.co/JFsrDt9d

You know what? Gum is weird.

Small puppies can work wonders on badasses. Right, @bordash? http://t.co/W3L4nNJ5

After reading this, I'm even more proud/happy/grateful to work at @square! http://t.co/ETVFjRzq

I know it's an official night out when @bordash darkens the doorway.

Spring Luncheon for @826_valencia. Beautiful space, food & cause. http://t.co/sWSAkqNr

It turns out there is a way to make cocktails look even more appetizing: slow motion. http://t.co/yyOVH2t8

The secret is out: @brokeassstuart: Broke-Ass of the Week: Breanna Lambert (@brelambert) from @scoutmobsf http://t.co/nOEjilne

Started adding a bunch of @narrativelyny stories to @pocket, & realized it was nearly all. Finally, a longer form site w/ spirit & voice.

@brokeassstuart I know where you live.