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Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans falls open*
lacan once said 'the very foundation of interhuman discourse is misunderstanding.' what the hell is that supposed to mean you french fag
#howareyouathug i am good at hug
Your resume states "Despite every precious second of life being a wondrous mystery, I'll spend it in an office, caring about Work." Hired.
Rich Man Wins Gold Statue From Other Rich People For Pretending To Be Poor Man In Front Of A Camera; Actual Poor Man Spectates, Admires
your momma's so exploited by the ruling class that she has unconsciously internalized their morals and involuntarily passed them on to you.
*lives in a culture of cutthroat competition, militarism and callousness led by sociopaths idolized as heroes* WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
Yeah, I say "One Country, Under ANIME" during the pledge. So what? At least anime is real. Real good, that is. I'm 13 and Satan is cool.
*hurriedly walks up to you* ACTUALLY,
At least he died doing what he loved: faking his own death. Or did he?
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This is the last straw, I'm moving to Canada. Where hopefully they have more straw.
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free! *pushes them into a meat grinder* #RomneyRyan2012
8 Hilarious Reasons Why Enumerated Comedic Lists Garner Advertising-Laden Websites Tons of Page Hits Despite Overwhelmingly Mediocre Content
my indian name is 'dances around casual racism'
#AskRomney when you saw the Trayvon Martin story on the news, how surprised were you that black people still exist
opinions are like assholes: i'm only interested in those belonging to men.
everyone deserves equal civil rights so long as the fundamental inequality of wealth and the system designed to maintain it remain unchanged