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Rich Man Wins Gold Statue From Other Rich People For Pretending To Be Poor Man In Front Of A Camera; Actual Poor Man Spectates, Admires
lacan once said 'the very foundation of interhuman discourse is misunderstanding.' what the hell is that supposed to mean you french fag
#howareyouathug i am good at hug
Your resume states "Despite every precious second of life being a wondrous mystery, I'll spend it in an office, caring about Work." Hired.
*lives in a culture of cutthroat competition, militarism and callousness led by sociopaths idolized as heroes* WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
your momma's so exploited by the ruling class that she has unconsciously internalized their morals and involuntarily passed them on to you.
*hurriedly walks up to you* ACTUALLY,
[x] murder unarmed teen
[x] tear gas children
[x] raid churches
[x] lunch break
[x] steal donations
[ ] unleash demons
[ ] revive hitler
Yeah, I say "One Country, Under ANIME" during the pledge. So what? At least anime is real. Real good, that is. I'm 13 and Satan is cool.
girl are you a diminutive form of address intended for children that is applied to adults as a way to establish a skewed power dynamic becau
Your resume says that youre a fat, stupid piece of shit. Do you have an example of a time when you used these qualities to solve a problem?
israel is an aparth...[aide frantically whispers in ear]... a part of some extremely good shit, and our greatest ally in the middle east.
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At least he died doing what he loved: faking his own death. Or did he?
This is the last straw, I'm moving to Canada. Where hopefully they have more straw.
the existence of humans in the universe is the single frame of porn spliced into a 10 hour narratorless astronomy documentary.
Happy Birthday Kurt Cobain. Even in death you're plagued by the shallow, commodified fandom that you killed yourself to escape.
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free! *pushes them into a meat grinder* #RomneyRyan2012
opinions are like assholes: i'm only interested in those belonging to men.
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