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Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans falls open*
lacan once said 'the very foundation of interhuman discourse is misunderstanding.' what the hell is that supposed to mean you french fag
#howareyouathug i am good at hug
Rich Man Wins Gold Statue From Other Rich People For Pretending To Be Poor Man In Front Of A Camera; Actual Poor Man Spectates, Admires
Your resume states "Despite every precious second of life being a wondrous mystery, I'll spend it in an office, caring about Work." Hired.
*lives in a culture of cutthroat competition, militarism and callousness led by sociopaths idolized as heroes* WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
At least he died doing what he loved: faking his own death. Or did he?
Yeah, I say "One Country, Under ANIME" during the pledge. So what? At least anime is real. Real good, that is. I'm 13 and Satan is cool.
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free! *pushes them into a meat grinder* #RomneyRyan2012
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8 Hilarious Reasons Why Enumerated Comedic Lists Garner Advertising-Laden Websites Tons of Page Hits Despite Overwhelmingly Mediocre Content
This is the last straw, I'm moving to Canada. Where hopefully they have more straw.
#AskRomney when you saw the Trayvon Martin story on the news, how surprised were you that black people still exist
Happy Birthday Kurt Cobain. Even in death you're plagued by the shallow, commodified fandom that you killed yourself to escape.
MISSED CONNECTIONS: I was the 2012 presidential candidate. You were the century when my transparent rhetoric might have been taken seriously
girl are you a diminutive form of address intended for children that is applied to adults as a way to establish a skewed power dynamic becau
"I'm here to bring down African warlords and masturbate in public... And I'm all out of African warlords." #RIPJasonRussell, hero 1968-2012
"Mr. Obama, there was a tragedy at a school today." "Drone strikes, despite collateral damage, are necessa..wait...here? In AMERICA? WHAT??"
opinions are like assholes: i'm only interested in those belonging to men.