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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans falls open*

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    Rich Man Wins Gold Statue From Other Rich People For Pretending To Be Poor Man In Front Of A Camera; Actual Poor Man Spectates, Admires

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    lacan once said 'the very foundation of interhuman discourse is misunderstanding.' what the hell is that supposed to mean you french fag

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      brendle what @brendlewhat

    #howareyouathug i am good at hug

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    Your resume states "Despite every precious second of life being a wondrous mystery, I'll spend it in an office, caring about Work." Hired.

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    *lives in a culture of cutthroat competition, militarism and callousness led by sociopaths idolized as heroes* WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    your momma's so exploited by the ruling class that she has unconsciously internalized their morals and involuntarily passed them on to you.

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    *hurriedly walks up to you* ACTUALLY,

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    girl are you a diminutive form of address intended for children that is applied to adults as a way to establish a skewed power dynamic becau

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    Yeah, I say "One Country, Under ANIME" during the pledge. So what? At least anime is real. Real good, that is. I'm 13 and Satan is cool.

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    israel is an aparth...[aide frantically whispers in ear]... a part of some extremely good shit, and our greatest ally in the middle east.

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    TO: humanrace@earth.com SUBJECT: unsubscribe

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    At least he died doing what he loved: faking his own death. Or did he?

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    Your resume says that youre a fat, stupid piece of shit. Do you have an example of a time when you used these qualities to solve a problem?

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    the existence of humans in the universe is the single frame of porn spliced into a 10 hour narratorless astronomy documentary.

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    This is the last straw, I'm moving to Canada. Where hopefully they have more straw.

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    Happy Birthday Kurt Cobain. Even in death you're plagued by the shallow, commodified fandom that you killed yourself to escape.

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free! *pushes them into a meat grinder* #RomneyRyan2012

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    opinions are like assholes: i'm only interested in those belonging to men.

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  • brendlewhat
      brendle what @brendlewhat

    everyone deserves equal civil rights so long as the fundamental inequality of wealth and the system designed to maintain it remain unchanged

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