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Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans falls open*
Rich Man Wins Gold Statue From Other Rich People For Pretending To Be Poor Man In Front Of A Camera; Actual Poor Man Spectates, Admires
lacan once said 'the very foundation of interhuman discourse is misunderstanding.' what the hell is that supposed to mean you french fag
#howareyouathug i am good at hug
Your resume states "Despite every precious second of life being a wondrous mystery, I'll spend it in an office, caring about Work." Hired.
your momma's so exploited by the ruling class that she has unconsciously internalized their morals and involuntarily passed them on to you.
*hurriedly walks up to you* ACTUALLY,
girl are you a diminutive form of address intended for children that is applied to adults as a way to establish a skewed power dynamic becau
*lives in a culture of cutthroat competition, militarism and callousness led by sociopaths idolized as heroes* WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?
Your resume says that youre a fat, stupid piece of shit. Do you have an example of a time when you used these qualities to solve a problem?
opinions are like assholes: i'm only interested in those belonging to men.
Yeah, I say "One Country, Under ANIME" during the pledge. So what? At least anime is real. Real good, that is. I'm 13 and Satan is cool.
i have parkinsons #SMH
I AM OUTRAGED THAT *MY TAX DOLLARS* ARE BEING BURNED IN INCINERATOR A AND NOT IN INCINERATOR B!! THIS IS NO LONGER MY AMERICA!!!
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free! *pushes them into a meat grinder* #RomneyRyan2012
Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans remains tightly locked* BriefcaseLock™ by Brendle. "There when you most need it, or whatever"®
damn girl, you must be this other object, the qualities and/or behavior of which euphemistically describe you in the context of my desire.
mexican 9/11 truthers are taking all the inside jobs
schroedinger's joke: when you make a schroedinger reference in a joke and it is funny (to you) & not funny (to everyone else) simultaneously
everyone deserves equal civil rights so long as the fundamental inequality of wealth and the system designed to maintain it remain unchanged