If I could have a dollar for every time I get off the elevator onto the wrong floor, I would be rich.

I wonder if people realize you can hear them talking while they're waiting AT THE SPEAKER.

I don't care if the sky is falling... I'm taking a nap when I get home.

Trying to catch Opossums until one in the morning is not my cup of tea. #mylifeisweird

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@damienthulhu your moms mom understands nothing.

Your moms not trying to deal with both wives at the moment. @damienthulhu

I'm pumped! Sitting on folding chairs because there is no more seats!!!!! #shc #yayjesus

If it was any hotter in here my skin would be falling off.

Having a flashback from #poweroutage2012. Pretty sure it's a thousand degrees in here.

Sometimes, at work... I go hide in the bathroom.

@deanna758 that must be what the dogs are barking at.

My news feed is filled up with people talking about coffee.

@deanna758 wouldn't have it any other way. 😘

@damienthulhu it's okay honey, it's for the best.

Damien's getting ten kinds of angry about Mrs. Doubtfire.

It hurts so good to wear flip flops.

My nap in @deanna758 car is probably the best nap I've had in months. No joke.

@damienthulhu #want #gimme #bunny #please pic.twitter.com/VD93KhkpKK

I should probably put some pants on and go get my husband.