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If I could have a dollar for every time I get off the elevator onto the wrong floor, I would be rich.
I wonder if people realize you can hear them talking while they're waiting AT THE SPEAKER.
I don't care if the sky is falling... I'm taking a nap when I get home.
If it was any hotter in here my skin would be falling off.
Sometimes, at work... I go hide in the bathroom.
My news feed is filled up with people talking about coffee.
Damien's getting ten kinds of angry about Mrs. Doubtfire.
It hurts so good to wear flip flops.
I should probably put some pants on and go get my husband.
I'm marriedto the man of my dreams @damienthulhu. I love Jesus with all of my heart. Oh, and I have the best pals.