@chrissyteigen “have you seen this Tyler perry fellow? His movies are swell” - mitt at NAACP conference

@actionbronson I’d take a bigger shit just to show her who is boss

@asaptwelvyy Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, Dylan. Cuz he spit hot fiya

@circasurvive I wish the rapture would clean the world of pedantic grammar snobs

I will not miss Macca’s antiquarian nonsense.

That was pretty terrible defending. Thank you. Please don't let up now (Im well aware that we will now let up) #AFC

@cantpredictball Yadier Molina stole 3rd

Video: Deniro Farrar - Prescription ft. Shady Blaze (Prod. Storm Watkins) I’m really hot on Deniro these...  http://tmblr.co/Z-W7Zwlr1M_U 

@martinarsenalfc and the notion of zonal markers standing still waiting for on rushing attackers is nonsense. Both systems need execution

I'm not voting for Obama until he engineers a cough syrup that tastes delicious

@dragonflyjonez That beat on guilt trip is durty

Very happy for Martinez. One of my favorite managers in the game

@saremere Sorry! Been swamped with Aristotle over the past couple of days :(

@theshortfuse I think we’ve just cracked the code to arsenal’s psyche. Everyone seemingly has been given a copy of “Of Grammatology”

@dragonflyjonez Let's not sleep on Snow "Informer" y'all

@pricenick what’s next? Texting through The Godfather? Is nothing sacred?

@huffpostbooks one might be able to argue for Milton’s Satan

New Big KRIT and Curren$y albums just dropped. Oh yeaaaaaa

Chelsea win. God is dead.

The world is a better place now that Andrew Breitbart is no longer in it.