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ABC received 1,500 complaints after Adam Lambert's on screen kiss. 1,499 of them were from a jealous Clay Aiken.
Jersey Shore reminds me that under the fake tans, steroids, house music, gel and Drakkar Noir there's a real place I never want to visit.
The best part of three year olds not being able to read? They can't see Dora the Explorer is on when you check the cable guide.
John McCain received an autographed copy of Going Rogue which means one lucky Capitol Hill janitor will find eBay gold tonight.
An Oshkosh, Wisconsin woman has 90 Christmas trees in her condo. The truly bizarre part of the story is that she's single.
The best part of the TSA's full body scanner is that I get to share my thong underwear collection with more than just family and friends.
The lost couple blaming their GPS for getting stranded in the Oregon snow now regrets using the Bob Dylan voice.
Now that all of Twitter knows how little it takes to get a TV deal I feel like a total fraud.
With good hair.
With good hair.
Parenthood is the joy of being awoken by an innocent child whispering those three precious little words in their ear.
"My butt itches."
"My butt itches."
As a journalist, I'm thrilled Bill Clinton secured their release. As a husband, I'd feel more comfortable if Jimmy Carter rescued my wife.
This compass app has revealed my proper conference room feng shui. I'm now facing south with my back to this meeting. Much better energy.
Police arrested a former Georgia mayor for drinking beer naked in a park. Look. We're all mourning MJ in our own way. Is that a crime?
I can't be the only one who wants to see these six women competing on a deserted island for Tiger's affection:
Surviving the Woods
Surviving the Woods
All I'm saying is when flying cars come true that guy with the Calvin bumper sticker peeing on a Ford logo will still be in front of you.
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