Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
They really should ban soccer at vuvuzela concerts.
Oh dog hair, what shit of mine WON'T you infest?
Free lunch drawings: the only reason business cards exist.
There's something about being able to shoot fireballs in underwater Mario levels that makes me furious.
I give the South Park guys a week to make another Kanye West episode.
"yeah, I was on the Favrd leaderboard.
I fell off so fast I couldn't even get a screenshot."
Oscar Mayer needs to change the labeling on their bacon packages to read "Excellent source of hangover cure."
"Rock-a-bye-Baby" is seriously a pretty fucked-up song.
The Hubble Space Telescope: a multi-million dollar computer wallpaper generator.
The new Microsoft store has an "answer desk." Maybe if I'm bored enough I'll go over and ask them repeatedly why their software sucks.
TurboTax said "your taxes are done!" and then had a little "brag on Facebook" button.
Intuit doesn't care about Twitter people.
After playing hours upon hours of videogames, one can describe their eyes as feeling "crispy," right?
"DON'T TOUCH IT! That's the HISTORY ERASER BUTTON you fool!"
I require a method for making my Spam-flavored burps go away beturn they turn into Spam-scented farts.
If I had a dollar for every time I've killed Mario throughout my whole life, I'd buy Nintendo Co. Ltd.
The #Apple store is down. Cue the iPocalypse.
For decades now, Mario has been collecting coins. He does nothing with that money. Buy your woman a goddamn bodyguard or something at least.
Hospitals should have their own bars, like hotels do.
5pm. Sun is gone.
Cue the long-ass winter!
I want an OS X Whopper with 10.6 beef patties.