Remember, if you don’t vote you don’t get to complain and OH GOD HOW I LOVE TO COMPLAIN

Sure it's funny now when Roger Ailes compares NPR to Nazis, but we'll see who's laughing when Garrison Keillor finally invades Poland.

"Huckleberry Finn" is trending. I'm assuming Justin Beiber has a book report due tomorrow.

When does the "Guided By Voices: Greatest Hits 2012 - 2012" album come out?

Spider Man: Turn Off The Dark, Well, Now It's Too Bright, Turn It Back, WAIT NOW I CAN'T SEE WHERE I'M JUMPING #IndecisiveMusicals

I thought the new @tomwaits album didn't come out until tomorrow, but @amazonmp3 has it right now for $6: http://t.co/NrUgbq3P

Also I invented a new word: "Whiteboarding" for when you torture someone by making them sit in website development meetings until they break

The most surprising thing I've learned by following @acarvin is that the rest of the world liked "V For Vendetta" a lot more than we did.

Bon Appetit interviews Rick Ross and a grateful nation rejoices. http://t.co/wMsVuNo8 (via @andrewkeh)

It would be great if everytime you used one of those "homeless hotspots" at #SXSW, it auto-tweeted "I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON" for you.

@mat Whoever the opposite of America is.

@johnmoe "I've ordered the power plants shut down to reduce the risk of fire, since you can't start a fire without a spark" #GovSpringsteen

We've all agreed to replace the Wonka meme with this, right? pic.twitter.com/ODoVR48q

Low is finally on Twitter! Low is finally on Twitter! Low is finally on Twitter! @lowtheband

Peter Jackson, if you're not already adapting Ulysses you're dead to me. RT @onthemedia Copyright on James Joyce’s works expires at midnight

I can't believe @acarvin didn't cover my school's bakesale. NOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR HUSH MONEY BOUGHT YOU, BETTY CROCKER. #sellout

@johnmoe There's also this online database of Federally-funded low cost mental health clinics: http://bit.ly/eWAZ6s (I used to work for one)

@johnmoe Make sure your kids leave their baby teeth under their pillows tonight for Shane. Lord knows he needs them.

Kickstart a Gilmore Girls movie or GTFO.

@dansinker "Every Kiss Begins With Krugman."