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I think it was a beautiful Thanksgiving gesture for Pat Bowlen to pardon one of his fur coats today.
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You know, it's probably not a good sign about how much money we owe China when they start repossessing Pandas. #taishan #meilan
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I was skeptical about the ambient music, but it turns out "You are the wind beneath my wings" *IS* inspirational in both lobby and bathroom.
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Dismissive and myopic reviews have progressed from 2001s "No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame." to just "Fail". What a time saver!
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For as much as I heard "DA BEARS" like it was some kind of alcoholic tourette's convention, I was disappointed not to hear a single "DITKA".
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There should be a law against setting "Peanut Butter Jelly Time" as your ringtone. #omgpleasemakeitstop
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"ORA-24344: Success with compilation error." Because we have been oppressed for far too long by rigid concepts like "success" and "failure".
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Guy before getting off the handicap exit: "My doctor told me I need surgery, but I feel fine. What does he know?" Answer: "Medicine"
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Got called a "fucking asshole" by an 80 year-old for not holding a door open. Who knew she wanted to get in to the men's room that badly?
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Loud guy on train yelling in to walkie talkie: I don't know. Got on the wrong train. It could be one to the planet Jupiter as far as I know!
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Has anyone ever been to a meeting that didn't start with 10 mins of people trying to get the projector to work? If so, what's your secret?
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