Once they run out of "big cats", I'm hoping they start naming OS X releases after Thundercats™. Hoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

Courtney, eating beets: can I have a paper towel?

Me: Drop a beet!?...*my obnoxious beatboxing*

Courtney: *standard glare of disapproval*

Wait, it’s our date night *and* it’s free Slurpee day? *high fives the universe*

My new moral compass, What would Nitro from American Gladiators do?, is costing me a *lot* in comically padded weaponry.

I hope Google secretly has a black Trans Am self-driving car with Kevin Spacey doing the voice responses. And it calls everyone, Michael.

*Finally* had a “woah, we moved to Seattle?” moment. But it was quickly trumped by my standard, “woah, we have 4 kids?” moment.

Hey, @jdriscoll built a thing to simplify sending out iOS/Mac promo codes:  http://dispensr.net 

It's free forever because its misspelt.

I feel like I've hit my ten thousandth hour of dishwasher loading. I found the joy in it, as a hobby, years ago. About ready to go pro.

Whenever I go out with the whole family on weekends I can’t believe Courtney takes them out daily and hasn’t gone insane or lost anyone.

@danimal - re: recruiters scraping github. I just got one: “Your open source contribution to *none* is pretty sweet!” :P (emphasis mine)

8yo after seeing new AppleTV interface: “It's all wrong!? Dad, what'd you do?”

Takeaway: Change is wrong. It’s always my fault.

Courtney, after I demo'd Siri: "Make sure you talk nice to her."

Me: ???

Court: "Y'know. *Just* in case she takes over."

Took @kevinhoctor's advice and made it so Apple employees can get copies of my apps. I recommend having a comment field. Many kind words.

Concentrate.app is out of beta (http://bit.ly/tjTEl )! Use coupon C8_1_DOT_OH_TWITTER to get back to the beta price of $19.

white noise is amazing. used @danielpunkass 's 'shush' through speakers and #3 went silent and was asleep in < 5 minutes. kinda freaky.

Congrats @steveharris on Feeder 2.0! http://tinyurl.com/eax8n I've been using the beta for a bit for an appcast. It's a solid update.

10 years ago someone gave us a juicer as a gift. We've amazingly kept track of it through 7 moves. We finally used it! Belated thanks!

Almost done my taxes!

Acquiring and installing Turbo Tax = almost done, right?

Why isn’t potty training camp a thing?

Courtney’s trying to rebrand our terror toddler as “enthusiastic”.