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Once they run out of "big cats", I'm hoping they start naming OS X releases after Thundercats™. Hoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Courtney, eating beets: can I have a paper towel?
Me: Drop a beet!?...*my obnoxious beatboxing*
Courtney: *standard glare of disapproval*
Wait, it’s our date night *and* it’s free Slurpee day? *high fives the universe*
My new moral compass, What would Nitro from American Gladiators do?, is costing me a *lot* in comically padded weaponry.
I hope Google secretly has a black Trans Am self-driving car with Kevin Spacey doing the voice responses. And it calls everyone, Michael.
*Finally* had a “woah, we moved to Seattle?” moment. But it was quickly trumped by my standard, “woah, we have 4 kids?” moment.
I feel like I've hit my ten thousandth hour of dishwasher loading. I found the joy in it, as a hobby, years ago. About ready to go pro.
Whenever I go out with the whole family on weekends I can’t believe Courtney takes them out daily and hasn’t gone insane or lost anyone.
8yo after seeing new AppleTV interface: “It's all wrong!? Dad, what'd you do?”
Takeaway: Change is wrong. It’s always my fault.
Courtney, after I demo'd Siri: "Make sure you talk nice to her."
Court: "Y'know. *Just* in case she takes over."
10 years ago someone gave us a juicer as a gift. We've amazingly kept track of it through 7 moves. We finally used it! Belated thanks!
Almost done my taxes!
Acquiring and installing Turbo Tax = almost done, right?
Why isn’t potty training camp a thing?
Courtney’s trying to rebrand our terror toddler as “enthusiastic”.
Developer of software. Father of children. Partner of a partner. All from atop the Space Needle in beautiful Seattle, WA.