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My boyfriend just told me that he loved me. Oh, wait he was talking to his Twitter account. My bad.
I have taken 3 showers today and I still can't get the whore smell out.
Today's muffin top was brought to you by the chips, brownies and half a gallon of ice cream I ate last night....FML.
No thanks, 5 Hour Energy, I'd rather have a 5 Hour Nap.
Does anyone here on Twitter know that this is a social networking site, not your life? Get over it. Nobody on here tells their real life.
After shopping today on Black Friday, I really wished I had some Flintstone's Chewable Valium.
To all he Twitter whores. Quit DMing my boyfriend. Thank you!!!!!!
Having trouble finding a job, I may have to find my next one where drinking is involved.
I thought National Cleavage Day was every day, my bad.
I think I am making today Tweet while you work day. My boss will be so pleased with my performance.
Steeler's are looking good tonight. :)
I swear you almost have to become a prostitute to make good money these days. Did I just day that out loud?
I really need to get a real life, this fake one isn't working for me.
If I see one more boob pic as someone's Avi I may scream. I mean ladies come on we all have boobs, we know what they look like.
I am not feeling the Twitter love lately.
Twitter, passing off tweets you get from websites as your own. Priceless
Which personality shall I be today?
My name is Rhonda and I am a proud mom of 2 wonderful kids. I am a die hard Steelers girl.