Just witnessed a (really low!) RAF flypast in commemoration of the Dambusters airmen. Amazing!

I have scones and cream and jam, so everything is OK.

Every time I watch The Fifth Element I am blown away (again) by how perfect it is.

Clothes I haven't worn in 13 years. I'm actually slightly scared by that. Time is a strange thing. I don't feel like I've existed this long.

Related: thanks for the oblique strategy, @inky, I think it worked. Possibly.

I don't actually write shiny techy sci-fi but tonight I have managed a scene. What is going ooooooon?

Cleaning and washing up is only satisfying when, after you've finished, you can't be bothered to cook so you give in and get a takeaway.

@zachinglis 12 hours…? That's all?

What happened to the sunshine…? Why are bits of cold white stuff falling out of the sky?

Today is weird. I keep thinking it's Saturday and that boggles me.

Springtime in Britain. 😒  http://instagram.com/p/XMO68RET08/ 

I love walking Rocky in the snow. He loves (to eat) snow!  http://instagr.am/p/UqWUgAkTwa/ 

My new sofa & armchair are amazing! 😃  http://instagr.am/p/Ug4gkRETxq/ 

My shower is haunted. The water does not heed the puny mortal command to stop, it stops only when it wishes. Argh.

Moving is basically awful.

I swear my sense of interior design has been warped irreparably by playing so many Sims games over the years.

@inky the only money in creative writing is in writing ‘how to write books’ books.

Can we just fast-forward through to Spring now?

Doesn't it…? RT @qikipedia: The Aztecs believed drinking chocolate brought wisdom and sexual energy.

@kalli DICK BEES!