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You know you're a slut if you know how to make eye contact while giving a blowjob.
I try to stay light enough to be picked up and fucked against the wall.
I can go from zero to psycho fucking bitch cunt in one text flat.
Tweeting is like masturbation, I do it to please myself, not everyone else.
Bitch, if you look at my man like that again, I'm gonna start something... A threesome.
I find the best way to make my boyfriend scream when I'm having sex is to call him up and tell him where I am.
Don't be such a pussy and ask what I'll "let" you do... Grow a fucking pair and go for it.
I love this grammar tip: It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
If you are thinking of her, let her know...
Bitches love to know you're thinking of 'em.
Oops, wrong hole... Just kidding, I don't have a wrong hole.
I expect you to be a man of integrity... If you whisper in my ear what you're gonna do to me, you better fucking do it.
OK, how is this for a date:
1 We drink a bottle of Sweet Tea Vodka
2 You lick my ass & pussy
3 You fuck the hell out of me
4 Repeat 2 & 3
Being alone isn't so bad... Being lonely is what hurts.
Trust is built one depraved sexual act at a time.
Hang in there nice guys...
We bitches will be looking for for you once we get knocked up and dumped by the bad boys.
I'm not just tits and ass... I have a brain too... But honestly, all it does is think about how to use my tits and ass to get laid more.
I love shaving my pussy so you can see what you are getting into...
My phone vibrates every time you star one of my tweets... It's in my panties so I'm ready for a good star fucking.
I like being an early follower for someone new. It's fun helping them get jump started with a retweet or two. Pass it forward.
It's not as much about the size of your boobs... It's how tight your t-shirt is.
I am oh so tasty and will melt in your mouth AND in your hands.