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"I don't like her. She called me a creeper"
"But you're on my facebook page looking for pictures to masturbate to..."
Woah, what the fuck happened to the weather
They don't make you wear pants in Quick Trip
Fuck being a teenager. You live with your parents, you're always so horny, and you never seem to have any fucking money.
Y u no come sooner college?
I asked Austin what he was doing tonight and he told me he was going to make a remix video of big pimpin with Ryann Williams.
"And if you spill any of that ice cream on me, I will beat you on Easter Sunday" -My Dad
"Why's he talking about me taking dumps in his bathroom? I ain't ever go into his bathroom to dump."-Dorothy
"Wait, he's still your boyfriend? He didn't dump you after prom cause that's what I would have done." -My Dad
"I bet he was sporting his 4 hour erection too." -John
Please don't locate my pro con list.
"There was this one girl that had a name. They called her slut." -Debbie
Me: "I have AIDS...just kidding. I don't have AIDS guys."
Chris "I know cause you're a fucking virgin."
Hanging with Austin and Ashley puts me in a chill mood :)