@pimpbillclinton I'd consider going lesbian for number 3

@pimpbillclinton number 8 made me shit my pants

"I don't like her. She called me a creeper"
"But you're on my facebook page looking for pictures to masturbate to..."

Th amount of love @robdelaney has for black women puts a smile on my face

Woah, what the fuck happened to the weather

They don't make you wear pants in Quick Trip

@danieltosh and a black girl??? My life suddenly has meaning!!!!

Fuck being a teenager. You live with your parents, you're always so horny, and you never seem to have any fucking money.

Y u no come sooner college?

I asked Austin what he was doing tonight and he told me he was going to make a remix video of big pimpin with Ryann Williams.

"And if you spill any of that ice cream on me, I will beat you on Easter Sunday" -My Dad

"Why's he talking about me taking dumps in his bathroom? I ain't ever go into his bathroom to dump."-Dorothy

"Wait, he's still your boyfriend? He didn't dump you after prom cause that's what I would have done." -My Dad

"I bet he was sporting his 4 hour erection too." -John

Please don't locate my pro con list.

"There was this one girl that had a name. They called her slut." -Debbie

Me: "I have AIDS...just kidding. I don't have AIDS guys."
Chris "I know cause you're a fucking virgin."

@ashboogiee being superficial is awesome especially if ur hot af like us

"Who the fuck goes on a college tour to GGC?" - @ashboogiee

Hanging with Austin and Ashley puts me in a chill mood :)