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Dick Cheney should have to wait in line behind every veteran still waiting for medical assistance before he gets a heart transplant.
OH: I was on an awful 1st date and I accidentally sent THE DATE a text that said "Save Me" instead of my friend. Twice.
Waiting for the blog post about how NYC quakes compare to SF quakes: which quake is thinner, smarter, more cultured, into food trucks? Vote!
"Allergies are so bad in the South that dealers are turning meth into Sudafed."
It is amazing how much faster I learn news on Twitter than by sitting in a newsroom reading the wires. Seriously.
UPDATE: Ridiculous "Don't Say Gay" bill died in the House. Good news for Tennessee.
Email w/ subject FREE TACOS was from Jack in the Box. That's like getting offered sex, then finding out it's from Amy Winehouse.
How many times do I wish I could've said this when I was waiting tables? "The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it."
Also, to the # of women & men who are preaching to me about how I can avoid being assaulted next time: Fuck you.
BART's fucked going into the East Bay. FYI. (this is how tv anchors should deliver the news.)
Reckless internet adventurer, extreme multi-tasker.